A huge Jontron soundboard. Thank you to the creator of the original Jontron Soundboard.

Hi kids! Enjoy my crack-a-lacka-stack-a sound files! They're just like the crack I smoke: HIGH QUALITY! ADULT LANGUAGE

Don't you know who the fuck I am? You must not know who I am I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!

From Smokey and Bandit.

A favorite all my life - here are some classic bits and sound bites from one of the all-time greats in comedy. Check out his site below.

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All You Need To Make A Youtube Poop

Here is some Gordon Ramsay

Steve Carell possesses a sort of surreal, outlandish, and childish comic persona that is only enhanced by his deceptively straight-laced appearance. Check out the clips of this cultural icon!

A selection of comedic stylings from the late, great Sam Kinison where he muses on everything from Jesus to the Manson family to Dr. Ruth. Adult language is guaranteed.

Nick Swardson Tug Tug Terri on Reno 911

Just something funny for my friends

Listen to this comedian who begins all of his comedy acts with about a minute of just standing on stage, smoking a cigarette, before starting into his material. Often wears a black leather jacket for his on-stage act. Adult Language!

Just random sayings of us. Can be used for prank calls easily.

Listen to some these funny words used by the comedy.

Enjoy these audio clips of Richard Pryor, the GREATEST stand-up comic ever. He played drums in the night club before began as a middlebrow comic inspired by Bill Cosby. Adult Language.

Mike Myers is one of the most multifaceted performers of his generation, Myers has brought an astonishing array of characters to life on both film and television. If you're a fan of Myers... check out his clips here!