by Decimator Daz - 204 tracks
ITS NOT FUNNY
Theres something wrong with you
WELL I WASNT ARRESTED YOU FOOL
YOURE A FOOL
6 inches
Ah brandon
Are you Brandon
Christie
Do we understand each other
Enough that you could see it
FAIR is not my middle name
Get it fool
I asked you for a DATE
I was wrong in 1947
Im ASKING you a question
It infuriates me
Just answer my question wise guy
Just answer
Listen brat
Listen to me SIR
Listen to me very carefully
LISTEN to me
My car broke down
No
NOO
Prove it to me
Stop jumping
The weather
Theres no match between me and a cop at the beat
TRY that one on for size
Useless
What part of YOU dont you understand
You have fried your brain
You live with your family
YOU WILL ANSWER my q
YOU
Your name is nathan
Dont fast talk me
I'm speaking dont interrupt
I'm speaking dont you get it
LISTEN to me speak not
Thats a lie
Want people to be nice to yu
Been in trouble before
Call the police
Dont sit in your car and honk
EY FRESH MOUTH
Find something constructive
Get his license plate
Get out of the car
Go back to driving school
Got experience making children
Here I am
HE'S A BUM
Hes making it up as hes going along
How much to fix your car
I havent started with you yet
I run this show
I would have thrown a brick
Im here
Im speaking (2)
Im speaking
Let me ask the questions
LOOK at me
NOW i got it
Oh you're an idiot
Some nut is coming to beat me up
STAAAP it
THAT HE CANNOT DO
This guy punched my car
What did you go outside for
Wheres your brother
Why your mother feels angry at u
YES YOU DID
You BROKE MY JAW
You damaged his car
You did a very dumb thing
You have temper problem
You have to shut up
You're an idiot
You're beyond help
You're name is jimmy
You're too old and too THICK
Youre supposed to say sorry
Dont be a con artist
Really
Its not relevant
What are you crazy
You're telling the truth sometimes
You're making it up as you're going along
NONONONOI
I dont BELIEVE you You're making it up
How am i supposed to know when you're lying
Yes you did
But you just LIED to me
Are you telling me the whole truth
You're think you're smarter than i am
Well thats different from what you just told me
That would be you
Ill give you a copy of the tape
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH until I TALK TO YOU
Because Im here and you're there
Well thats different from what you just told me
Whos sam
SAM
Whats your name
You're think you're smarter than i am
Whos sam
Whats your name
Well thats different from what you just told me
That would be you
SAM
Ill give you a copy of the tape
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH until I TALK TO YOU
Because Im here and you're there
You're still responsible
You're NOT GETTIN ANYTHING
You're a fool sir get out
You're a bumb - mother
You're a BABY
You have to control yourself MADAM
You getting ME
You get where im going
WHY NOT
What are you laughing at
Well thats TOO BAD
Thankyou
SHH QUIET
QUIET
OUT
NO way dont believe it
NO IT WASNT stop making it up
Listen to me CAREFULLY
Im not happy with you EITHER
I asked you a simple question
EY
DONT speak over me
Answer is either yes or no
YOU'RE AN IDIOT4
YOU'RE AN IDIOT3
YOU'RE AN IDIOT2
You're an idiot
YOU'RE A MORON
You're 18
YOUR HUSBAND did the wrong thing
YOU will embarrass yourself
You think I believe that story
You started the trouble
WRONG
WHO CARES2
Where do you think you
Whats wrong with you2
Whats wrong with you
WHAT
WHAT do you want2
What do you want
What do you have a problem with
What difference does it make2
WHAT difference does it make
Well I DONT
UGH
TRY TO KEEP UR MOUTH SHUT
There is something wrong with you
THATS not what you do
THAT madam is a lie
STOP IT
Someone will have the last word
SIT DOWN
See how fast i can wipe the smile off
Put your listening ears on
PUT YOUR HAND DOWN
Put on listening ears
OH OH OH
NO
MR CLAYTON
Listen
LISTEN TO ME2
Listen TO me
Listen to me fresh mouth
LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY
LETS GO
Let me explain this to you MADAM
JUST answer my question
Jerk
IS THAT WHAT UR TELLING ME
If your father believes that stroy
I WANT YOU TO STOP TALKING
I got it
I DONT CARE
How old are you
HELLO
GET A JOB
EY2
EY
Excuse my GAG reflex
Dont you get that
Dont talk back to me2
Dont talk back to me
DONT SPEAK
Dont embarrass yourself
Do you UNDERSTAND THAT
COME ON
Are you asking me a question
AND you still dont get it
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