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Use this for Judge Judy prank calls. (Constantly updated)
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VERY well respected retired chartered accountant from the United Kingdom. He has not made a tellyphone call all day.
A recipient of calls from the Brendan chase by a very well respected gentleman. Featuring her famous "F*** OFF!" line
Abuse of the system
ALRIGHT
Don't ask me questions sir
Nothing but being nasty
OUTRAGEOUS
QUIET
Thats what i'm talking about moron
This can be hard or very hard
WHAT
Your smile goes nowhere
You're distracitng me
Good now ill hear u
Speak1
SPEAK2
Start with ur story again
Watch your mouth
Are you 2 stupid
Dont you feel ridiculous
Hair on my neck
How many hours a week
How many hours a week2
I dont give a rats behind
I have the capacity to do that
Im gonna say it very slow
Im too confusing
Lets start with this
LOOK at me
Make you look like an idiot
On your smartest day
On your smartest day2
OVER HERE
See how foolish i made you
See how smart i am
Thats a lie
Thats not what I asked you2
Thats not what i asked
U cant think fast enough
Understand where we're going
You belong together
Your sex life
You're an idiot
Dont fast talk me
I'm speaking dont interrupt
I'm speaking dont you get it
LISTEN to me speak not
Thats a lie
Want people to be nice to yu
Been in trouble before
Call the police
Dont sit in your car and honk
EY FRESH MOUTH
Find something constructive
Get his license plate
Get out of the car
Go back to driving school
Got experience making children
Here I am
HE'S A BUM
Hes making it up as hes going along
How much to fix your car
I havent started with you yet
I run this show
I would have thrown a brick
Im here
Im speaking (2)
Im speaking
Let me ask the questions
LOOK at me
NOW i got it
Oh you're an idiot
Some nut is coming to beat me up
STAAAP it
THAT HE CANNOT DO
This guy punched my car
What did you go outside for
Wheres your brother
Why your mother feels angry at u
YES YOU DID
You BROKE MY JAW
You damaged his car
You did a very dumb thing
You have temper problem
You have to shut up
You're an idiot
You're beyond help
You're name is jimmy
You're too old and too THICK
You've got some nerve
You're a minipulative young lady
You cant even get your facts straight
IM SPEAKING AND I ASKED YOU
You're an idiot
There is something very wrong
I feel terrible
I DIDNT SPEAK TO YOU
LISTEN TO ME
Your problem playing dumb
You were just REALLY angry
You think its funny
You that i believe that
you should
You get NOTHING
You dont want them to think ur a MORON
You dont belong behind the wheel
You almost KILLED someone
This is not a tea dance
This guy is a real idiot
THAT IS SO outrageous
Stop giving me BALOGNA
PAY ATTENTION
One mouth two ears
NOW you can speak
NOW do you understand
Not interested in your personal life
Let me have fun
Kennels for teens
JJ
If you have a good memory
I have so little fun
I GOT YOU
I dont WANNA HEAR FROM YOU
I dont care what you think
I DONT BELIEVE THAT
EY do i SPEAK ENGLISH
Dont try to get over on me
DONT GIVE A RATS BEHIND
Do you SPEAK ENGLISH
Do you see a therapist
because IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE
Im not interested
DIDNT YOU HEAR
Her bad behaviour
Listen to me very carefully
NO listen very CAREFULLY
Dont pee on my leg and tell me its raining
I doubt it sir
You're smart enough to find the door
Show him the door
Pay careful attention
Dont shout out
I need milk and juice
You had sex together
There is something WRONG with you
Let me ask you this QUESTION
I SAID I WILL GET TO YOU
DONT SPEAK
ITS YOUR FAULT
You're an idiot
You and your moron friend
Yea right
When did you interact with the police
What interaction with the police
We're gonna get to the bottom of this
See how easy that was
RIGHT
OUT
Im your WORST enemy
NONO THATS ALOT OF BALOGNA
I DONT CARE
DONT TALK BACK TO ME
DONT BELIEVE IT
Did you go to the police station
Bye
Are you thick
You're ALL STUPID
You acted STUPID
What
I understand the STUPIDITY
It was a DUMB idea to begin with
HUH
GET OVER IT you're being thick
FED UP of your nasty business
Are you trying to talk over me
I will have the last say GUARANTEED
Where do you think you are
LISTEN TO ME
You should be greatful
This does not meet the description
Find something else to do
DONT SPEAK TO ME
PUT YOUR HAND DOWN
On your best day..
Ok mr miller
Mr miller
It doesnt make sense
Im neither doctor phil nor doctor ruth
I was once wrong in 1947
I feel like a hamburger
I dont give a rats behind what you thinki
I been in this busniess a LONG TIME
Hes picking on a kid
STOP IT
Add up those figures sir
Whats wrong with you
I dont know what her problem is
How old are you
What didnt you understand
Watch Judge Judy
Get a life
Have you had your Y chromosome tested
YES YOU DID
Pay attention to my mouth
Let me see it
Its not funny
I dont want to hear you
Full of yourself
BALONGA
COME ON GROW UP
INNAPROPRIATE
Yes YOU
QUIET
I dont care if you dont believe it
THIS is disgusting
SIT DOWN
Your MOTHER
DONT SPEAK OVER ME
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MOTHER OF THE YEAR YOU'RE NOT
Listen to me
I think you are a kanoodle
You're a big BABY
YOU are not a very nice person
Who are you
HELLO
You know ur a liar
You cant do that
You have how many children
We're not gonna play with each other
YOU GET WHERE IM GOING YOUNG MAN
IF YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD IM PUTTING YOU OUT
I was just wondering why you were laughing
Go fly a kite
I would never humiliate myself! NEVER!
So you did zippo for....
The answer is: No genius.....
Yes you are!
175 dollars
383 dollars that's all
1881 dollars and 85 cents
Absolutely not madam
Ahh right
And what is that?
We understand each other
WHY DIDNT YOU CALL THE POLICE BEFORE
You get where im going
You have family
You have siblings
You love it
You love it3
You think im gonna believe you now
You think ur smarter than i am
Do you wanna be put out
Ever watched me on television
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
I dont beleive you because ur a liar
I dont wanna hear YOU'RE VOICE
I have limited patience with this
I have the capacity to do that
You love it2
EY
This is judge judy how are you
You dont argue with me
You plead gilty
YOU WANNA SAY ANYTHING
You WILL LOOSE
You're a selfish self-centered baby
ITS NOT FUNNY
Theres something wrong with you
WELL I WASNT ARRESTED YOU FOOL
YOURE A FOOL
6 inches
Ah brandon
Are you Brandon
Christie
Do we understand each other
Enough that you could see it
FAIR is not my middle name
Get it fool
I asked you for a DATE
I was wrong in 1947
Im ASKING you a question
It infuriates me
Just answer my question wise guy
Just answer
Listen brat
Listen to me SIR
Listen to me very carefully
LISTEN to me
My car broke down
No
NOO
Prove it to me
Stop jumping
The weather
Theres no match between me and a cop at the beat
TRY that one on for size
Useless
What part of YOU dont you understand
You have fried your brain
You live with your family
YOU WILL ANSWER my q
YOU
Your name is nathan
Dont fast talk me
I'm speaking dont interrupt
I'm speaking dont you get it
LISTEN to me speak not
Thats a lie
Want people to be nice to yu
Been in trouble before
Call the police
Dont sit in your car and honk
EY FRESH MOUTH
Find something constructive
Get his license plate
Get out of the car
Go back to driving school
Got experience making children
Here I am
HE'S A BUM
Hes making it up as hes going along
How much to fix your car
I havent started with you yet
I run this show
I would have thrown a brick
Im here
Im speaking (2)
Im speaking
Let me ask the questions
LOOK at me
NOW i got it
Oh you're an idiot
Some nut is coming to beat me up
STAAAP it
THAT HE CANNOT DO
This guy punched my car
What did you go outside for
Wheres your brother
Why your mother feels angry at u
YES YOU DID
You BROKE MY JAW
You damaged his car
You did a very dumb thing
You have temper problem
You have to shut up
You're an idiot
You're beyond help
You're name is jimmy
You're too old and too THICK
Youre supposed to say sorry
Dont be a con artist
Really
Its not relevant
What are you crazy
You're telling the truth sometimes
You're making it up as you're going along
NONONONOI
I dont BELIEVE you You're making it up
How am i supposed to know when you're lying
Yes you did
But you just LIED to me
Are you telling me the whole truth
You're think you're smarter than i am
Well thats different from what you just told me
That would be you
Ill give you a copy of the tape
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH until I TALK TO YOU
Because Im here and you're there
Well thats different from what you just told me
Whos sam
SAM
Whats your name
You're think you're smarter than i am
Whos sam
Whats your name
Well thats different from what you just told me
That would be you
SAM
Ill give you a copy of the tape
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH until I TALK TO YOU
Because Im here and you're there
You're still responsible
You're NOT GETTIN ANYTHING
You're a fool sir get out
You're a bumb - mother
You're a BABY
You have to control yourself MADAM
You getting ME
You get where im going
WHY NOT
What are you laughing at
Well thats TOO BAD
Thankyou
SHH QUIET
QUIET
OUT
NO way dont believe it
NO IT WASNT stop making it up
Listen to me CAREFULLY
Im not happy with you EITHER
I asked you a simple question
EY
DONT speak over me
Answer is either yes or no
YOU'RE AN IDIOT4
YOU'RE AN IDIOT3
YOU'RE AN IDIOT2
You're an idiot
YOU'RE A MORON
You're 18
YOUR HUSBAND did the wrong thing
YOU will embarrass yourself
You think I believe that story
You started the trouble
WRONG
WHO CARES2
Where do you think you
Whats wrong with you2
Whats wrong with you
WHAT
WHAT do you want2
What do you want
What do you have a problem with
What difference does it make2
WHAT difference does it make
Well I DONT
UGH
TRY TO KEEP UR MOUTH SHUT
There is something wrong with you
THATS not what you do
THAT madam is a lie
STOP IT
Someone will have the last word
SIT DOWN
See how fast i can wipe the smile off
Put your listening ears on
PUT YOUR HAND DOWN
Put on listening ears
OH OH OH
NO
MR CLAYTON
Listen
LISTEN TO ME2
Listen TO me
Listen to me fresh mouth
LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY
LETS GO
Let me explain this to you MADAM
JUST answer my question
Jerk
IS THAT WHAT UR TELLING ME
If your father believes that stroy
I WANT YOU TO STOP TALKING
I got it
I DONT CARE
How old are you
HELLO
GET A JOB
EY2
EY
Excuse my GAG reflex
Dont you get that
Dont talk back to me2
Dont talk back to me
DONT SPEAK
Dont embarrass yourself
Do you UNDERSTAND THAT
COME ON
Are you asking me a question
AND you still dont get it
10 mins ago i was chatting to police in chatanuga
Explains calls1
Happened to me several times today
Happened twice this afternoon
I had this happen quite often
Im getting calls from around the world
Ive ended up speaking to Alaska etc
Ive had a lot of these calls
Ive had calls from america
I've recieved a call from oaklahoma
Someone in america doing this
Are you in the US
Been told we will appear on youtube
BT are hopeless
Can I have phone numb
Can i have ur number
Give me ur number2
I have told you on numerous occassions
I will give you my phone number if you give yours
Not called you (Angry)
People think i call them
Please call the police
Someone playing
Telephone rung repeating myself
This is brendan chase can i help
You're american arent u
You're american arent u2
Im watching tv
You've called me1
You've just called me2
I havent run except to BT
Me too My phone rang too
Well I havent called you either
Well im not calling ur calling me (Irritated)
I am not calling u
I didnt ring I just picked up
I dont care i havent rung u
I have NOT made a call to you (Irritated)
I have NOT rung you
I havent called you
I havent rung you or the funeral director
I just picked phone up5
I picked up the phone 1
Im picking up because its ringing4
Ive answered the phone2
My telephone just rung and i picked it up6 (irritated)
Picked up because it rang3
Get off the line please
You've cut into a line
Im in my car and phone rang
Im in my car
Brendan chase in windermere
This is a guest house (Irritated)
This is the Brendan chase (Irritated)
Brendan chase1
Brendan chase2
This is the brendan chase ur calling3 (Stern)
Disturbing my evening aswell (Irritated)
God not again
Hello who is this
My phone just rung (Angry)
Never made an international call
No idea who u are
No idea who you are and not made call
No idea who you are
Not made a call all day
Oh God no
Oh God not again
Omg not someone else
Relative
What do you mean i have the wrong number
You just cut into a call
You just rung me again
You think im ringing dont u
85 yr old swearing
Are you stupid
Cant believe this sigh
Cant emphasise too often i havent called
Deaf or dumb
Deaf or dumb2
Dont you understand what im saying (Angry)
Fed up of you abusing me (Angry)
Foul mouth
HOW DARE YOU speak to me like that1
HOW DARE YOU speak to me like that2
I can tell how you talk to me
I dont have a problem
I dont wanna talk to u either
I HAVE NOT CALLED YOU (Angry)
I know its not amusing (Angry)
Im a very well respected individual
Just listen to me (Irritated)
My phone just rung (Irritated)
Stop swearing at me or ill stuff you
You filthy mouth
You need your mouth washing
No im not on drugs (Angry)
Read my lips
Sorry you've been trouble so have i
Sorry you've been trouble so have i2
Stop being abusive
This is a scam
Understand what im saying2
Understand what im telling u1
Ur stupid
You are deeply offensive
YOU'RE CALLING ME (Angry)
You're swearing at me (Angry)
Whereabouts are you
Whereabouts
Who are you (angry)
Who are you
Who
01 01
2
My phone number is 015374
David maloney
I live in cumbria
I live in the UK
Im in cubria2
Im not giving you that info on phone
Lake district in the UK
Windermere
CAn u hear
Can you hear me clearly
Have you heard what i just said
I know you can hear me but who are you
Yes I can hear you
Hello
Hello1
Hello2
Goodnight
Have a good day
I said goodnight
Ive had enough of this (Angry)
Oh goodbye (Irritated)
Ok then F U goodbye
Thank you goodbye
Absolutely
Heavy sigh
I cant believe this
Its very strange
Mhm
No I havent
No idea
No
No2
Ok
Pardon
Right
Thats right
This is unbelievable
What (Angry)
What (Angry2)
What sorry
What
Yes1
Yes2
Do NOT ring this number again
I have got a police reference
I will be contacting trading standards
It is your voice that is recorded on my phone
This will be dealt with by the police (angry)
You will be in serious trouble (angry)
Can we try to solve this
I have answered the phone (angry)
I haven't called you
Im not trying to speak anyone
My husband has answered the phone
Our phone just rang
What company are you with1
Who is your phone provider1
Who is your phone provider2
You are ringing me
You just rung me
Brendan chase1
Brendan Chase2
You rung the Brendan chase1
Your rung the brendan chase2
Do you not understand what im saying (Angry)
FUCK OFF
Hello1
Hello2
Hello3
I haven't said anything
Im not in the USA
Im not in the USA2
No
Pardon
Thanks
Yes it is
Yes
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