by Decimator Daz - 266 tracks
Abuse of the system
ALRIGHT
Don't ask me questions sir
Nothing but being nasty
OUTRAGEOUS
QUIET
Thats what i'm talking about moron
This can be hard or very hard
WHAT
Your smile goes nowhere
You're distracitng me
Good now ill hear u
Speak1
SPEAK2
Start with ur story again
Watch your mouth
Are you 2 stupid
Dont you feel ridiculous
Hair on my neck
How many hours a week
How many hours a week2
I dont give a rats behind
I have the capacity to do that
Im gonna say it very slow
Im too confusing
Lets start with this
LOOK at me
Make you look like an idiot
On your smartest day
On your smartest day2
OVER HERE
See how foolish i made you
See how smart i am
Thats a lie
Thats not what I asked you2
Thats not what i asked
U cant think fast enough
Understand where we're going
You belong together
Your sex life
You're an idiot
Dont fast talk me
I'm speaking dont interrupt
I'm speaking dont you get it
LISTEN to me speak not
Thats a lie
Want people to be nice to yu
Been in trouble before
Call the police
Dont sit in your car and honk
EY FRESH MOUTH
Find something constructive
Get his license plate
Get out of the car
Go back to driving school
Got experience making children
Here I am
HE'S A BUM
Hes making it up as hes going along
How much to fix your car
I havent started with you yet
I run this show
I would have thrown a brick
Im here
Im speaking (2)
Im speaking
Let me ask the questions
LOOK at me
NOW i got it
Oh you're an idiot
Some nut is coming to beat me up
STAAAP it
THAT HE CANNOT DO
This guy punched my car
What did you go outside for
Wheres your brother
Why your mother feels angry at u
YES YOU DID
You BROKE MY JAW
You damaged his car
You did a very dumb thing
You have temper problem
You have to shut up
You're an idiot
You're beyond help
You're name is jimmy
You're too old and too THICK
You've got some nerve
You're a minipulative young lady
You cant even get your facts straight
IM SPEAKING AND I ASKED YOU
You're an idiot
There is something very wrong
I feel terrible
I DIDNT SPEAK TO YOU
LISTEN TO ME
Your problem playing dumb
You were just REALLY angry
You think its funny
You that i believe that
you should
You get NOTHING
You dont want them to think ur a MORON
You dont belong behind the wheel
You almost KILLED someone
This is not a tea dance
This guy is a real idiot
THAT IS SO outrageous
Stop giving me BALOGNA
PAY ATTENTION
One mouth two ears
NOW you can speak
NOW do you understand
Not interested in your personal life
Let me have fun
Kennels for teens
JJ
If you have a good memory
I have so little fun
I GOT YOU
I dont WANNA HEAR FROM YOU
I dont care what you think
I DONT BELIEVE THAT
EY do i SPEAK ENGLISH
Dont try to get over on me
DONT GIVE A RATS BEHIND
Do you SPEAK ENGLISH
Do you see a therapist
because IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE
Im not interested
DIDNT YOU HEAR
Her bad behaviour
Listen to me very carefully
NO listen very CAREFULLY
Dont pee on my leg and tell me its raining
I doubt it sir
You're smart enough to find the door
Show him the door
Pay careful attention
Dont shout out
I need milk and juice
You had sex together
There is something WRONG with you
Let me ask you this QUESTION
I SAID I WILL GET TO YOU
DONT SPEAK
ITS YOUR FAULT
You're an idiot
You and your moron friend
Yea right
When did you interact with the police
What interaction with the police
We're gonna get to the bottom of this
See how easy that was
RIGHT
OUT
Im your WORST enemy
NONO THATS ALOT OF BALOGNA
I DONT CARE
DONT TALK BACK TO ME
DONT BELIEVE IT
Did you go to the police station
Bye
Are you thick
You're ALL STUPID
You acted STUPID
What
I understand the STUPIDITY
It was a DUMB idea to begin with
HUH
GET OVER IT you're being thick
FED UP of your nasty business
Are you trying to talk over me
I will have the last say GUARANTEED
Where do you think you are
LISTEN TO ME
You should be greatful
This does not meet the description
Find something else to do
DONT SPEAK TO ME
PUT YOUR HAND DOWN
On your best day..
Ok mr miller
Mr miller
It doesnt make sense
Im neither doctor phil nor doctor ruth
I was once wrong in 1947
I feel like a hamburger
I dont give a rats behind what you thinki
I been in this busniess a LONG TIME
Hes picking on a kid
STOP IT
Add up those figures sir
Whats wrong with you
I dont know what her problem is
How old are you
What didnt you understand
Watch Judge Judy
Get a life
Have you had your Y chromosome tested
YES YOU DID
Pay attention to my mouth
Let me see it
Its not funny
I dont want to hear you
Full of yourself
BALONGA
COME ON GROW UP
INNAPROPRIATE
Yes YOU
QUIET
I dont care if you dont believe it
THIS is disgusting
SIT DOWN
Your MOTHER
DONT SPEAK OVER ME
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MOTHER OF THE YEAR YOU'RE NOT
Listen to me
I think you are a kanoodle
You're a big BABY
YOU are not a very nice person
Who are you
HELLO
You know ur a liar
You cant do that
You have how many children
We're not gonna play with each other
YOU GET WHERE IM GOING YOUNG MAN
IF YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD IM PUTTING YOU OUT
I was just wondering why you were laughing
Go fly a kite
I would never humiliate myself! NEVER!
So you did zippo for....
The answer is: No genius.....
Yes you are!
175 dollars
383 dollars that's all
1881 dollars and 85 cents
Absolutely not madam
Ahh right
And what is that?
We understand each other
WHY DIDNT YOU CALL THE POLICE BEFORE
You get where im going
You have family
You have siblings
You love it
You love it3
You think im gonna believe you now
You think ur smarter than i am
Do you wanna be put out
Ever watched me on television
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
I dont beleive you because ur a liar
I dont wanna hear YOU'RE VOICE
I have limited patience with this
I have the capacity to do that
You love it2
EY
This is judge judy how are you
You dont argue with me
You plead gilty
YOU WANNA SAY ANYTHING
You WILL LOOSE
You're a selfish self-centered baby
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