Tommy
Prank call folks as the Clown Prince of Crime!
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Prank call folks as the Clown Prince of Crime!
Three steps!
Actually I'm Irish...
You of all people should've realised there'd be a Joker in the deck... haha.
Please allow me to introduce my associates...
Bah, humbug!
First thing tomorrow I'm sending a lovely case of cat food... to Batman! Ha
Oh, but that's the best part!
It’s a birthday candle Einstein!
Once I spin the wheel, you, the casino, and that strutting fool Kaiser, wil
Except this one blows you out...
But they share my unique face!
Christmas cheer!
Come and get your Christmas present!
Compare me to Batman??
That still doesnt let you off the hook!
So dont speak to me again... keh?
Eh?
Lets say a nickel per fish sandwich
For my fish of course
Good Morning Mr. Errrr
Youre going to melt just like a grilled cheese sandwich!
Hey bucko!
Hold it! Hold it! Hold iiiit!
I arranged another early parole
I ask you, Harley, whos given more hours of amusement to the police force t
I deserve nay, demand the right to honour our dear Commissioner as well!
I hate it when you make sense!
Im baaack!
I should be getting a profit!
I told you not to speak!
Ive got more style more brains Im certainly a better dresser.
Jecko the magnificeeeent!
Singing Jingle bells
The Joker!
Joker here!
Keh?
Short Laugh
Long Laugh
Id be a little more careful with the luggage if I were you
Yeah but then I realised, itd be more fun to get rid of you and run the sho
Oh cmon Crocers didnt I tell you theres more than one-way to get someone?
Now, now - no sour losers.
Not bad?
Its simply not polite!
Not quite Batman!
Now look my rude friend!
Now what is everybody in town talking about?
Oh Batman!
Oh really?
Well, well just see how safe your mansion is!
Singing
Its so hard to find good help these days
Speaking of Aces
I decided to steal one!
Step 2!
Step 1!
Sucker!
Oooooh! The suspense is killing me!
Oh, thank you, thank you very much!
The clown prince of crime the Joker!!
(Harley introduction) The one, and only Joker!
Theres ya two cents!
The way you got me riled up and turned me loose on this place!
This last trick is pure dynamite!
Awwww to bad for birthday boy!
Toodles!
Trying to cheat the Joker are ya?
Ive got a very special surprise for you!
Wakey, Wakey!
Was it something I said?
We cant have people cursing at each other on the freeway!
We gentlemen of business have arrangements to discuss.
Well, we will see who has the last laugh!
We're back!
WHAT?!
Now what are you going to do to me??
So, which of your tedious copyright forms do I fill out first?
It was a scheme worthy of me
Yeahahahahahaha
You babbling bonehead
You have until midnight!
You may speak now.
You miserable brat!
Youre dumber than you look, Bats!
You wouldnt let me fry, would you?
Wrong!
Yeah.
Your loving uncle Joker.
You, me, Sally and the gang.
Urrr.
Guess it's time to call it a night.
The cowl is familiar, but I?m blanking on the face!
The councilman and his wacky pal!
Someone who wouldn?t mind seeing our old pals out of the way!
So I?m sending you a fun gift! Air mail!
Ooooo, you devil.
Oh, but you knew about it afterwards ? and put it to good use.
Nowhere near as cute as Batboy!
I won?t kill anyone for a whole year!
Not the babe.
Nope, nope, nope!
My very special new years resolution!
My father used to beat me up pretty badly?
Sweet kid, but a lousy cook.
I?ve still got a soft stop for you.
It?s a name that puts a smile on my face!
It ain?t the Bat.
I like what I?ve heard about you!
If you really were going to tell, you already would?ve.
Hi-ho couch potatoes!
Hello operator?
Hellooooo anybody home?
Hello.
Happens to call!
He looks more like the ghost of Christmas future!
Feeling the old electricity tonight?
Ehem.
And who precisely would that be?
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