ooohaaawww !
Mother fucker
Vocals during orgasm
Four years just for weed
Yeah you
You have an erotic physique
Im Alison
Dirt dog
Were you a fan of comics
you were talking about me.
they won't be able to regognize your bitch ass
What are you talkin' about
Free crack?
You don't me apparently
Heavy Breathing
Holy Crap
Get the f_ _k out
Failed Drug Test Prank Call
Hey 2
This is Alison
Do you have a laugh
Oh shit
Lets not get ahead of ourselves
i'm a black man
getting off hard
Skeet skeet skeet
Don't call my house
Oh my god this is the best news ever
boobs boobs boobs
you don't even know me
Stupid mother fucker
Mama!
I sacrificed my Vagina
Quit bullshitin'
Women enjoying orgasm
I'm impotent
I made sexytime with my
Imhmm
WTF
Ok lets do it
We didnt mean to do this together
who are you
Grandmother answered the phone
The Time-Haters
Who is this
Cumming
She's gonna squirt
Hello
Dirty Turban Prank Phone Call
hey
Wanna get together tommorow night
La La La La La
Oh
You should support everything i say
meet me somewhere 2
tanya double pen
Affirmative
I'm squirting
Don't call my number
The Italian Boyfriend
Do you need to get to work
you don't know me
Knock my head off
I know this isn't your responsibility
Impossible u have 2 have sex
Sorry that was inappropriate
What
Real pleasure
Just run this down
Bang Skid Nigga
Don't give a f_ _k what your name
yeah
Ahhh let me check
who the fuck are you
Don't know who the hell you are?
Fat girls
Black or not
Getting off hard
Really juicy
Nigga please
My Son is Heterosexual
hey
Im pregnant
Bowlshit!
Thank you so much
Go hang out with your bearded freak friends
meet me somewhere 3
Ha ha flavor flav
Right near the beach
My father is a drug dealer
Wow!
Don't f_ _k with me
Take Mobil Home
Dont ask her about nose job
you sound like you about 4'3
Fuck you
Mary Tyler Moore
What do you do for work ?
Who's the stupid MF
Purring Orgasm
Chapelle - Rich, Bitch
I'm very important
212 number
Ok lets do it
Thats pretty offensive
who the fuck are you
What you just say
I'm rich bitch!
Huh
Loud Orgasm
AddLoop C_ogg
Stop callin
Roaches in the Chicken
Hi hey
Dont joke This is really serious
Biiitch! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
that was just ketchup
You can barely buy Spaghetti
meet me somewhere 1
Banana boat
Ummmm, bitch
I don't do drugs
Juicy!
Don't give a f k
The Famous 100 Grand Winner Prank Phone Call
her boobs
tell me where you wanna meet
Don't know who this is?
Mary Tyler Moore
I havent eaten today yet
don't fuck with me
Orgasm!
Hey My Man, Fuck You!
Oh what the hell!
All about me
yeah
boobs and bush
who the fuck is your bitch ass
All you gonna do is bullshit
Tyrone - Is anthrax bad?
This is a sensitive time for me
I don't know you
Real Ecstacy
Look Out Crack...here I come!
That's all you can say
Telemarketer Nightmare Prank Phone Call
Hi
That's Tit Durt!!
This is great
You want me to loose weight
i'm goin get off the line
Cussin me out
4 thumbs down
Smoke A Lot - Get away from me biatch
Juicy!
Don't know you
The Busted Boyfriend
Nice - sarcastic
you wanna talk shit on the phone
Mother Fucker who
Medium Height Blonde
Ill meet you there at 6
give me a destination
Ohhhh
Hold my drink
I almost numbchucked you
Are you crazy
Yes
Boobs
who's speaking 2
Bitch
Half Baked - I love weed
Shut your mouth
I got your bitch
Satisfying Orgasm
Y'all tell anybody....I'll kill you!
Who the hell is this
When do we have sexy intercourse
I actually need to get going
Don't call my house rant
Tight
I know its so crazy
what da fuck you talkin about?
Imma show you bitch
Playa Hater
Not going back
Yippy kay yah!
Don't play it
The Cheating Wife
Sure Sure
i'll fuck your punk ass mama
Hello
Wow wow wee waa!
No
You wanna grab some dinner
i aint no fuckin jew
She's Cumming
Im Rick James Bitch 1
Bullshit with you
you
boobs 2
who's speaking 1
Do you know who you're talkin' to?
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