To talk ish on black ops
Stop acting
Idiotic human
stak shit that high
Prepare your bladder
Mercy killings
Pitiful attempt at spying
you had best unfuck yourself
Nobody saw
Really..
Victory is mine
steers and queers
It hurts me
Risked all
Skin grows back
Wrong again idiot
Demands your attention
Look like dorks
FOOLS!
That dirty bastard
Kneel before Zim
Uh-huh, uh-huh
What the hell
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Never
Service you sexually
Same question
These will teach those
Completely useless
They would beat me
You are staying
Ever been beaten up by a guy
Zim laughing
Just miscarried
What was that
Can't hear anything
Could you get any shorter
do you suck dicks
Watch me amaze you
Male hormones
Things turned ugly
Lies and slander
Release the pig
Lot of smiles
Need to be done
Maybe if you clean up first
Another win
Bastard
Say Hello To My Little Friend
Nothing a lawsuit won't cure
Could you get any shorter
dont look down on niggers
Hard as i can
Lead pipe
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Prepare your bladder
Die like this
Iron fist
suk a golf ball through a garden hose
Shut your noise tube
That's me baby
Take me to the Weasles
your so ugly
Leave me alone
Mans man
You can't have an invasion
dont fuck with me again
Filthy heads
Mmmm..
No possible idea
What the hell you've done
Business done
Confused and aroused
Treat me like a doormat
What prize do I get cash
Pay no attention
you had best unfuck yourself
Nobody saw
Fine
Victory is mine
skull fuck you
It hurts me
Risked all
Prepare for some DOOM
As for you young lady
Demands your attention
Go ahead
Excellent
That dirty bastard
Kneel before Zim
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Let me In or ill Kill Your Family
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Never
Help me
Don't be startin'
Would you kindly shut your...
Another win
Starred me in the ear
What happened
Don't make me kick your neck
Zim laughing
Nobody makes a fool
Look at this
What you gonna do
Gir laughing
do you suck dicks
Watch me amaze you
Worst thing
Idiotic human
stak shit that high
Shut your noise tube
Mercy killings
Pitiful attempt at spying
Another win
Bastard
Misplaced Pimp
Let's go get drunk
Could you get any shorter
dont look down on niggers
Better run
Lead pipe
Gir laughing
stak shit that high
Prepare your bladder
Wazzup, wazzup
Iron fist
well no shit
Shut your noise tube
Spare me
Take me to the Weasles
was it you lil fuk
Leave me alone
Mans man
Skin grows back
are you nervous
Filthy heads
Look like dorks
He will pay
Stay away from him
Business done
Man with no name
Treat me like a doormat
What prize do I get cash
Nothing or something
Disgust
Sneaky little bastard
These will teach those
It's not stupid
Very nasty
What did I get
Maybe if you clean up first
Prepare for some DOOM
Stop doing that
Demands your attention
Go ahead
Amazing
What prize do I get cash
Pay no attention
So lonely
Let me In or ill Kill Your Family
Lies and slander
Pull some levers
Live alone
Long bunny
Would you kindly shut your...
Another win
Starred me in the ear
Say Hello To My Little Friend
Don't make me kick your neck
Zim laughing
dont look down on niggers
Hard as i can
You kiddin'
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Watch me amaze you
Take that back
Iron fist
suk a golf ball through a garden hose
Shut your noise tube
Alright, alright
Pitiful attempt at spying
your so ugly
Nobody saw
Mans man
You can't have an invasion
skull fuck you
It hurts me
Mmmm..
Watch me amaze you
Stop acting
Idiotic human
stak shit that high
Prepare your bladder
Wazzup, wazzup
Pitiful attempt at spying
well no shit
Nobody saw
Really..
Victory is mine
steers and queers
It hurts me
Risked all
Skin grows back
Wrong again idiot
Filthy heads
Look like dorks
FOOLS!
That dirty bastard
Kneel before Zim
Man with no name
What the hell
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Never
Service you sexually
Same question
These will teach those
Completely useless
They would beat me
You are staying
Ever been beaten up by a guy
Zim laughing
Just miscarried
What was that
Can't hear anything
Could you get any shorter
do you suck dicks
Male hormones
Things turned ugly
Lies and slander
Release the pig
Lot of smiles
Need to be done
Maybe if you clean up first
Another win
Take that you bastard
Say Hello To My Little Friend
Nothing a lawsuit won't cure
Could you get any shorter
Hard as i can
Lead pipe
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Prepare your bladder
Is she hot
Iron fist
suk a golf ball through a garden hose
Shut your noise tube
That's me baby
Take me to the Weasles
your so ugly
Leave me alone
Mans man
You can't have an invasion
dont fuck with me again
Filthy heads
Mmmm..
No possible idea
What the hell you've done
Business done
Confused and aroused
Treat me like a doormat
What prize do I get cash
Pay no attention
you had best unfuck yourself
Nobody saw
Fine
Victory is mine
steers and queers
It hurts me
Risked all
Prepare for some DOOM
Wrong again idiot
Demands your attention
Go ahead
Excellent
That dirty bastard
Kneel before Zim
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Let me In or ill Kill Your Family
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Never
Help me
Jackpot
Would you kindly shut your...
Another win
They would beat me
What happened
Don't make me kick your neck
Zim laughing
Addicted to antihistamines
Look at this
What you gonna do
Could you get any shorter
do you suck dicks
Watch me amaze you
Worst thing
Idiotic human
stak shit that high
Prepare your bladder
Mercy killings
Pitiful attempt at spying
Maybe if you clean up first
Another win
Bastard
The Boondocks' Col. Stinkmeanor
Let's go get drunk
Could you get any shorter
dont look down on niggers
Better run
Lead pipe
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Prepare your bladder
Wazzup, wazzup
Iron fist
well no shit
Shut your noise tube
Spare me
Take me to the Weasles
was it you lil fuk
Leave me alone
Mans man
Skin grows back
crack of your moms ass
Filthy heads
Look like dorks
He will pay
Stay away from him
Business done
Man with no name
Treat me like a doormat
What prize do I get cash
Nothing or something
Disgust
Sneaky little bastard
These will teach those
It's not stupid
Very nasty
What did I get
Mmmm..
Prepare for some DOOM
As for you young lady
Demands your attention
Go ahead
Congratulation
What prize do I get cash
Pay no attention
So lonely
Let me In or ill Kill Your Family
Lies and slander
Pull some levers
Live alone
Long bunny
Would you kindly shut your...
Another win
Starred me in the ear
What happened
Don't make me kick your neck
Zim laughing
dont look down on niggers
Hard as i can
So it's a cake you want
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Watch me amaze you
Slow down
Idiotic human
suk a golf ball through a garden hose
Shut your noise tube
Alright, alright
Pitiful attempt at spying
your so ugly
Nobody saw
No one
You can't have an invasion
skull fuck you
It hurts me
do you suck dicks
Watch me amaze you
Stop acting
Idiotic human
stak shit that high
Prepare your bladder
Wazzup, wazzup
Pitiful attempt at spying
well no shit
Nobody saw
Really..
Victory is mine
steers and queers
Leave me alone
Risked all
Skin grows back
What is your major malfun
Filthy heads
Look like dorks
FOOLS!
That dirty bastard
Kneel before Zim
Man with no name
What the hell
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Never
Service you sexually
Same question
These will teach those
Fun really starts
They would beat me
You are staying
Ever been beaten up by a guy
Zim laughing
Just miscarried
What was that
Can't hear anything
Could you get any shorter
What prize do I get cash
Pay no attention
Male hormones
Things turned ugly
Lies and slander
Release the pig
oh hey
Long bunny
Maybe if you clean up first
Another win
Take that you bastard
Say Hello To My Little Friend
Nothing a lawsuit won't cure
Could you get any shorter
dont look down on niggers
Hard as i can
Hello peasants
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Prepare your bladder
Is she hot
Iron fist
suk a golf ball through a garden hose
Shut your noise tube
That's me baby
Take me to the Weasles
your so ugly
Leave me alone
Mans man
You can't have an invasion
fuck my sister
Filthy heads
Mmmm..
No possible idea
What the hell you've done
Business done
Confused and aroused
Treat me like a doormat
Mercy killings
Pitiful attempt at spying
you had best unfuck yourself
Nobody saw
Fine
Victory is mine
steers and queers
It hurts me
Risked all
Prepare for some DOOM
Wrong again idiot
Demands your attention
Go ahead
Excellent
That dirty bastard
Kneel before Zim
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Let me In or ill Kill Your Family
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Never
Help me
Jackpot
Would you kindly shut your...
Okey-dokey
They would beat me
What happened
Ever been beaten up by a guy
Zim laughing
Addicted to antihistamines
Look at this
What you gonna do
Could you get any shorter
do you suck dicks
Watch me amaze you
Worst thing
Idiotic human
stak shit that high
Prepare your bladder
Need to be done
Maybe if you clean up first
Another win
Bastard
The Boondocks' Col. Stinkmeanor
Let's go get drunk
Could you get any shorter
dont look down on niggers
Finger
Lead pipe
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Prepare your bladder
Wazzup, wazzup
Iron fist
well no shit
Shut your noise tube
That's me baby
Take me to the Weasles
was it you lil fuk
Leave me alone
Mans man
Skin grows back
crack of your moms ass
Filthy heads
Look like dorks
No possible idea
Oh that's stupid
Business done
Man with no name
Treat me like a doormat
What prize do I get cash
Nothing or something
Disgust
Sneaky little bastard
These will teach those
It's not stupid
Very nasty
It hurts me
Mmmm..
Prepare for some DOOM
As for you young lady
Demands your attention
Go ahead
Congratulation
What prize do I get cash
Pay no attention
So lonely
Let me In or ill Kill Your Family
Lies and slander
Pull some levers
Live alone
Help me
Would you kindly shut your...
Another win
Starred me in the ear
What happened
Don't make me kick your neck
Zim laughing
dont look down on niggers
Hard as i can
So it's a cake you want
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Watch me amaze you
Slow down
Idiotic human
suk a golf ball through a garden hose
Shut your noise tube
Alright, alright
Pitiful attempt at spying
you had best unfuck yourself
Nobody saw
No one
You can't have an invasion
skull fuck you
Could you get any shorter
do you suck dicks
Watch me amaze you
Stop acting
Idiotic human
stak shit that high
Prepare your bladder
Wazzup, wazzup
Pitiful attempt at spying
well no shit
Nobody saw
Spare me
Victory is mine
was it you lil fuk
Leave me alone
Risked all
Skin grows back
What is your major malfun
Filthy heads
Look like dorks
He will pay
That dirty bastard
Kneel before Zim
Man with no name
What the hell
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Nothing or something
Certainly
Same question
These will teach those
Fun really starts
Very nasty
You are staying
Ever been beaten up by a guy
Zim laughing
Just miscarried
What was that
Can't hear anything
Treat me like a doormat
What prize do I get cash
Pay no attention
Male hormones
Things turned ugly
Lies and slander
Release the pig
oh hey
Long bunny
Maybe if you clean up first
Another win
Take that you bastard
Say Hello To My Little Friend
Nothing a lawsuit won't cure
Zim laughing
dont look down on niggers
Hard as i can
Whoooh hew
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Watch me amaze you
Is she hot
Iron fist
suk a golf ball through a garden hose
Shut your noise tube
Alright, alright
Take me to the Weasles
your so ugly
Leave me alone
Mans man
You can't have an invasion
fuck my sister
Filthy heads
Mmmm..
No possible idea
Stop doing that
Business done
Confused and aroused
Mercy killings
Pitiful attempt at spying
you had best unfuck yourself
Nobody saw
Fine
Victory is mine
steers and queers
It hurts me
Risked all
Prepare for some DOOM
Wrong again idiot
Demands your attention
Go ahead
Excellent
That dirty bastard
Kneel before Zim
Uh-huh, uh-huh
What the hell
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Never
Help me
Jackpot
These will teach those
Become the enemy
They would beat me
Who's laughing now
Ever been beaten up by a guy
Zim laughing
Flush the toilet
What was that
What you gonna do
Could you get any shorter
do you suck dicks
Watch me amaze you
Worst thing
Idiotic human
stak shit that high
Prepare your bladder
Need to be done
Maybe if you clean up first
Another win
Bastard
The Boondocks' Col. Stinkmeanor
Let's go get drunk
Could you get any shorter
dont look down on niggers
Finger
Lead pipe
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Prepare your bladder
Wazzup, wazzup
Iron fist
well no shit
Shut your noise tube
That's me baby
Take me to the Weasles
was it you lil fuk
Leave me alone
Mans man
You can't have an invasion
crack of your moms ass
Filthy heads
Look like dorks
No possible idea
Oh that's stupid
Business done
Confused and aroused
Treat me like a doormat
What prize do I get cash
Nothing or something
Disgust
Sneaky little bastard
Lies and slander
It's not stupid
Very nasty
skull fuck you
It hurts me
Mmmm..
Prepare for some DOOM
As for you young lady
Demands your attention
Go ahead
Demand Piggies
That dirty bastard
Pay no attention
So lonely
Let me In or ill Kill Your Family
Lies and slander
Pull some levers
Help me
Finish my story
Would you kindly shut your...
Another win
Starred me in the ear
What happened
Don't make me kick your neck
Zim laughing
dont look down on niggers
Look at this
So it's a cake you want
Gir laughing
do you suck dicks
Watch me amaze you
Slow down
Idiotic human
suk a golf ball through a garden hose
Shut your noise tube
Alright, alright
Pitiful attempt at spying
you had best unfuck yourself
Nobody saw
Crazy noise
Victory is mine
Let's go get drunk
Could you get any shorter
do you suck dicks
Get out
Stop acting
Idiotic human
stak shit that high
Prepare your bladder
Wazzup, wazzup
Iron fist
well no shit
Nobody saw
Spare me
Victory is mine
was it you lil fuk
Leave me alone
Risked all
Skin grows back
What is your major malfun
Filthy heads
Look like dorks
He will pay
That dirty bastard
Business done
Man with no name
What the hell
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Nothing or something
Certainly
Same question
These will teach those
Fun really starts
Very nasty
What did I get
Ever been beaten up by a guy
Zim laughing
Bastard
Misplaced Pimp
Confused and aroused
Treat me like a doormat
What prize do I get cash
Pay no attention
Male hormones
Things turned ugly
Lies and slander
Release the pig
oh hey
Long bunny
Would you kindly shut your...
Another win
Take that you bastard
Say Hello To My Little Friend
Nothing a lawsuit won't cure
Zim laughing
dont look down on niggers
Hard as i can
Whoooh hew
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Watch me amaze you
Take that back
Iron fist
suk a golf ball through a garden hose
Shut your noise tube
Alright, alright
Take me to the Weasles
your so ugly
Leave me alone
Mans man
You can't have an invasion
fuck my sister
It hurts me
Mmmm..
No possible idea
Stop doing that
Business done
stak shit that high
Prepare your bladder
Mercy killings
Pitiful attempt at spying
you had best unfuck yourself
Nobody saw
Really..
Victory is mine
steers and queers
It hurts me
Risked all
Skin grows back
Wrong again idiot
Demands your attention
Go ahead
FOOLS!
That dirty bastard
Kneel before Zim
Uh-huh, uh-huh
What the hell
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Never
Broken down hobo
Jackpot
These will teach those
Become the enemy
They would beat me
Go man, Go!
Ever been beaten up by a guy
Zim laughing
Flush the toilet
What was that
Can't hear anything
Could you get any shorter
do you suck dicks
Watch me amaze you
Worst thing
Idiotic human
Lies and slander
Release the pig
Very nasty
Need to be done
Maybe if you clean up first
Another win
Bastard
The Boondocks' Col. Stinkmeanor
Nothing a lawsuit won't cure
Could you get any shorter
dont look down on niggers
Finger
Lead pipe
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Prepare your bladder
Alcohol fueled
Iron fist
well no shit
Shut your noise tube
That's me baby
Take me to the Weasles
was it you lil fuk
Leave me alone
Mans man
You can't have an invasion
dont fuck with me again
Filthy heads
Mmmm..
No possible idea
Oh that's stupid
Business done
Confused and aroused
Treat me like a doormat
What prize do I get cash
Nothing or something
Disgust
Sneaky little bastard
Victory is mine
skull fuck you
It hurts me
Risked all
Prepare for some DOOM
As for you young lady
Demands your attention
Go ahead
Demand Piggies
That dirty bastard
Kneel before Zim
So lonely
Let me In or ill Kill Your Family
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Pull some levers
Help me
Not the boss
Would you kindly shut your...
Another win
Starred me in the ear
What happened
Don't make me kick your neck
Zim laughing
dont look down on niggers
Look at this
So it's a cake you want
Gir laughing
do you suck dicks
Watch me amaze you
Slow down
Idiotic human
suk a golf ball through a garden hose
Shut your noise tube
Mercy killings
Pitiful attempt at spying
you had best unfuck yourself
Nobody saw
Crazy noise
Misplaced Pimp
Let's go get drunk
Could you get any shorter
do you suck dicks
Get out
Stop acting
Idiotic human
stak shit that high
Prepare your bladder
Wazzup, wazzup
Iron fist
well no shit
Nobody saw
Spare me
Take me to the Weasles
was it you lil fuk
Leave me alone
Risked all
Skin grows back
any time sweetheart
Filthy heads
Look like dorks
He will pay
That dirty bastard
Business done
Man with no name
What the hell
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Nothing or something
Certainly
Sneaky little bastard
These will teach those
Fun really starts
Very nasty
What did I get
Ever been beaten up by a guy
Zim laughing
Bastard
Demands your attention
Confused and aroused
Refrigerator Snow
What prize do I get cash
Pay no attention
So lonely
Things turned ugly
Lies and slander
Pull some levers
Live alone
Long bunny
Would you kindly shut your...
Another win
Take that you bastard
Nothing a lawsuit won't cure
Zim laughing
dont look down on niggers
Hard as i can
You kiddin'
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Watch me amaze you
Take that back
Iron fist
suk a golf ball through a garden hose
Shut your noise tube
Alright, alright
Take me to the Weasles
your so ugly
Leave me alone
Mans man
You can't have an invasion
fuck my sister
It hurts me
Mmmm..
No possible idea
Stop doing that
stak shit that high
Prepare your bladder
Mercy killings
Pitiful attempt at spying
you had best unfuck yourself
Nobody saw
Really..
Victory is mine
steers and queers
It hurts me
Risked all
Skin grows back
Wrong again idiot
Demands your attention
Look like dorks
FOOLS!
That dirty bastard
Kneel before Zim
Uh-huh, uh-huh
What the hell
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Never
Broken down hobo
Same question
These will teach those
Completely useless
They would beat me
Go man, Go!
Ever been beaten up by a guy
Zim laughing
Flush the toilet
What was that
Can't hear anything
Could you get any shorter
do you suck dicks
Watch me amaze you
Worst thing
Idiotic human
Lies and slander
Release the pig
Hmmmm yummy
Need to be done
Maybe if you clean up first
Another win
Bastard
The Boondocks' Col. Stinkmeanor
Nothing a lawsuit won't cure
Could you get any shorter
dont look down on niggers
Finger
Lead pipe
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Prepare your bladder
Die like this
Iron fist
well no shit
Shut your noise tube
That's me baby
Take me to the Weasles
your so ugly
Leave me alone
Mans man
You can't have an invasion
dont fuck with me again
Filthy heads
Mmmm..
No possible idea
What the hell you've done
Business done
Confused and aroused
Treat me like a doormat
What prize do I get cash
Nothing or something
Male hormones
Things turned ugly
Crazy noise
Victory is mine
skull fuck you
It hurts me
Risked all
Prepare for some DOOM
As for you young lady
Demands your attention
Go ahead
Demand Piggies
That dirty bastard
Kneel before Zim
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Let me In or ill Kill Your Family
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Pull some levers
Help me
Scary up close
Would you kindly shut your...
Another win
Starred me in the ear
What happened
Don't make me kick your neck
Zim laughing
You and your friends vs me
Look at this
What you gonna do
Gir laughing
do you suck dicks
Watch me amaze you
Slow down
Idiotic human
suk a golf ball through a garden hose
Shut your noise tube
Mercy killings
Pitiful attempt at spying
you had best unfuck yourself
Nobody saw
Misplaced Pimp
Let's go get drunk
Could you get any shorter
do you suck dicks
Better run
Stop acting
Idiotic human
stak shit that high
Prepare your bladder
Wazzup, wazzup
Iron fist
well no shit
Nobody saw
Spare me
Take me to the Weasles
was it you lil fuk
Leave me alone
Mans man
Skin grows back
are you nervous
Filthy heads
Look like dorks
He will pay
Balderdash
Business done
Man with no name
What the hell
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Nothing or something
Certainly
Sneaky little bastard
These will teach those
It's not stupid
Very nasty
What did I get
Maybe if you clean up first
Another win
Bastard
Stop doing that
Demands your attention
Confused and aroused
Refrigerator Snow
What prize do I get cash
Pay no attention
So lonely
Things turned ugly
Lies and slander
Pull some levers
Live alone
Long bunny
Would you kindly shut your...
Another win
Take that you bastard
Say Hello To My Little Friend
Don't make me kick your neck
Zim laughing
dont look down on niggers
Hard as i can
You kiddin'
Gir laughing
are you a peter puffer
Watch me amaze you
Take that back
Iron fist
suk a golf ball through a garden hose
Shut your noise tube
Alright, alright
Take me to the Weasles
your so ugly
Leave me alone
Mans man
You can't have an invasion
fuck my sister
It hurts me
Mmmm..
Prepare for some DOOM
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