Shadow Warrior Lo Wang
Zilla sends his regards LoWang
You will die without honour
You want to wash wang
You very bad man
You not slither away a second time
You no mess with LoWang
You move like a pregnant Yak
You look like you need Ass kicked
You look like a stupid
You have no honour
You gotta LoWangs Motor running now
You got something with a bigger back seat
You good looking sailor babe
You go PoPo. I leave room
You faggot Rabbit
You drive like a Baboon in Heat
You do that you go blind
You can't evade me forever
You are weak as a Baby fart
You are tiny grasshopper
You are have a man you used to be
Whoops. LoWang drop soap
Who wanta some Wang
Who put these here
Who flying this thing anyway
What you don't like Music
What have we here
What did you eat
Welcome to real life Mr.Chan
WARNING
Want to cruze with LoWang
Voice. Zilla is here LoWang
Voice. Proceed with caution LoWang
Voice. Be careful LoWang
Voice. Be aware LoWang
Two Wangs are better than one
Tora Tora Tora
Time to get erased
Those real kids
This is not Turnament. This is for real
This is not a sharade
This is no movie Mr.Chan
This could be dangerous
There can be only one
Thats why LoWang prefer to walk
Thats what you get for making LoWang chase you
Thats no odinary wang
Thats no odinary Rabbit
Talk or not. Make no difference
Tack some balls. Squashi Penis
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Sword
Stupid carpet. Go where i say
Stink like dead Baboon in here
Sticky Bomb. Meet Mr.Stupid
Sticky Bomb Liky you
So. You good with hands
Snatch pebble from Hand
Smell remind me of old girlfriend
Sigh
Shitface
Shes raided her last Tomb
See my stickshift
Sayonara scumbag
Row your boat down the stream
Revenge is dish best served raw
Rather kick ass than solve puzzle
Push in the bush there little Rabbit
Pain is for the week
Oh. Split personality
Oh. Better zip fly
Oh, queer Bunny
Oh you little tiny dick
Oh look. You are coming apart
Oh damn Im running into walls now
Oh Baby. Whats up your Tailpipe
No Way. Water cold
No Power
No Pain no gain
No cell can hold this Wang
No cant use this
Must be year of rat. because I trapped like one
Must be American made
Must be American Driver
Maybe if I close eyes it go away
Maybe a boat will help me rach Zilla
Master Liep. what have they done
Luck is with you LoWang. We will meet again
LoWants driveshaft need service
LoWang wish somewhere else now
LoWang soap you good
LoWang need extra large
LoWang hungry now
LoWang gonna vomit now
LoWang comfort your little snake coward
Look you have a new Friend
Look like LoWang need to cut back on Sushi
Like I scared of little snake
Like Chinese New Year Fireworks
Lady. Somebody beat you with the ugly stick
Knock Knock you freak. LoWang in the house
Kaua Bonga
Just like Pearl Harbour
Just like Nagasaki
Just like Hiroshima
Its down to you and me Mr. Fly
Its all in the reflexes
It is natural to die
It is good day to die
I stick a firecracker in your arse
I see now
I must seek out Mast Lieps advice
I love the shurokens
I like sword. Thats a personal weapon
I like nuklear weapons
I like big weapons
I kill you
I hope you are paying attention
I hate son of a bitch
I come for you soon
I am warrior. Not Repair man
I am the shadow warrior
I am sitting here. Getting stiff
Huhahahah
Hows that for KongFu fighting you chicken shit
How you recon that move
How about a test drive
Horney Rabbits
Holy Shit
Holy pieces of Shit
Holy pieces of Cow
Holy Cow
Holy cow. Look like Duke nukem
Hihihi. Taste like a chicken
Hihihahaha
Hey. Since you already in bed...
Hey. LoWangs driveshaft needs service
Hey you make mistake there
Hey what happened. What the Hell
Hey peaches. How about you moon me
Hey chicky. You tighten my nuts2
Hey chicky. You tighten my nuts
Hey baby. You pollish tool
Hey Baby. You already in bed. Is there room for two
Hey Baby. Pull my finger
Hey Baby. I have some lug nuts for you
Hello. What died up here
Hello. Is your refrigirator running
Hello. Is big bottom there
Hello. Anybody there
Hello Borama. You have 16pound balls
Have fun little Rabbit
Hahahaha
Hahaha. Try hiding both of us
Hahaha. Thats me
GONG
Go Speed Racer go
Give me your best shot Roboturd
Gasp for air
Eye for an eye
Everybody dead. I like that
Eat This
Dinasour taking piss
Dieing time is here
Damn it. No Zilla
Cough
Come back here and finish fight
Call me Mr. Fix it
Burn Baby Burn
Bombs away
Better watch out. It go BOOM
Better than Accupunture
Before you attacka. Grab your wacka
Be proud Mr. Wo
Banzai
Avenge my death
Ancient Chinese Secret
Ah Sooo
A Ninja knows no fear
7 year bad luck
3-2-1
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