The funniest movie lines ever.
                                            Whip
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Paging Dr Faggot
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Crush
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Totally wrong speech
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Too traumatized for a scone
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Time in
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Taparoo
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Ridiculous
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Sucked into outer space
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            One soil
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Nervous
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Stu sings a song
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Pussygalore
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Peeing your pants
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Lock it up
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            1st class asshole
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Nobody Fucks with Jesus
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Home
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            No Pants Dance
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Oddjob
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Like The Terminator
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Grown man naked
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Face down in a ditch
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            My name is Bond (Roger Moore)
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Peed his pants
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Chazz - Give me a hug
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Helmet
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Until it goes...click
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Milk
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Como Estas Bitches
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Approve
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            They were younger cads
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Steak or fish
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            He was a re-tard
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Charm
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            106 miles
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Keep firing
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Mike Tyson singing
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Killing friendly civilians
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Feel the flow
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Secret Agent
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Bitch
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Turkish prison
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Lower intestine
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Shaken not stirred
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Toast
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Watch
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Get a map
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Yo Adrian I did it
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Say
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Crocodiles
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            As Chairman
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Sniffin glue
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Do all the things
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Talk
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Ill nazis
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            White women
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Holocaust ring
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Bond, James Bond
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Whacker
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Good Night
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Suck
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Golf
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Famous Jewish Sports Legends
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Earmuffs
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Mission
                                        
                                        
                                        
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