Well, Hello
How are you doing?
What's up?
Just sitting around
Might i have your first name?
Do you know who I am?
Col.Nathan R. Jessep (short)
Col.Nathan R. Jessep (long)
Yes
Yes2
Yes I Do
Sure
No
O.K.
Good
Thank you
What?
I Beg Your Pardon?
You want answers?
Are we clear?
Are we clear?!
Did you ever serve?
You will address me as Col. or Sir
Did you ever serve2?
Did you ever serve3?
Can I ask you one other thing?
Yes or No what's the deal?
Never too late
Watch your F-in mouth
Thats right
Laugh
Laugh2
Laugh3
I'm wetting My Jockys
Jibber Jabber
I'm going to need you to listen
I'm going to need you to listen2
I'm going to need you to listen3
'm going to need you to listen4
I'm going to need you to listen5
You can't handle the truth!
Temper is the one thing
You have to ask me nice#1
You have to ask me nice#2
extend me some f@#king courtesy!
Son we live in a world
Son we live in a world#2
Son we live in a world#3
Son we live in a world#4
Not a problem
Tell us about your self#1
Tell us about your self#2
Tell us about your self#4
fight a fuck too much
Sarcasim is anger's ungly cosin
Just curous
Trust me
Old Old Old Harry
indian sounds
Perfect Fart
Quick Fart
Wet Fart
Fart
C-Flat
Awp
Awp bolt
Shotgun fire
Shotgun reload
Aug
Aug clipin
Ak 47
Ak 47 clipin
Ak47 boltpull
Reveille
Machine Gun
Do NOT go in there!
Schoolboy
Here it goes:
Alrighty then!
Most annoying sound in the world
Loser
We've got no food
Thank you very much Sir'
I Don't Like Vaginas
Slap you in your penis
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