Penny Modesto

Hey guys, here are some of the dumbest and funniest pickup lines you could ever say to a woman. Hope you wont try to use some of these, these won't do you any good.  

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Hey guys, here are some of the dumbest and funniest pickup lines you could ever say to a woman. Hope you wont try to use some of these, these won't do you any good.

Wood in my pants
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I can make your bed rock
Free
Lost my phone number
Free
Do you have any rubbers
Free
Don't have a car
Free
Fat chick
Free
Find your G spot
Free
Mom won't let me go
Free
Name to your face
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Nice girl like you
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Something about you
Free
Undressing you all night
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