just a soundboard made for some few friends
1 pretty boring
2 fuck me running
3 hold on to your butt
4 i want it now
5 wheres the beef
6 i've fallen and i can't get up
7 you complete me
8 you can't have your cake and eat it too
9 i can't believe it's not butter
10 i've got the power
11 well come on fucker lick my battery
12 when do we eat
13 one time someone told me i look just like angela
14 i can sing like a canary
15 my pipes need cleaning
16 im pretty sure i could eat my way out of a paper bag
17 whatever
18 you're gonna love my nuts
19 born ugly die ugly
20 rome burning
21 life sucks and then ya die
22 what does old lady cooch taste like
23 well frankly my dear i dont give a damn
24 and how
25 et tu brute
26 to infinity and beyond
27 true story
28 that's what she said
29 let the wookie win
30 shamwow
31 be excited
32 feel the burn
33 it was the moops
34 tardo ricardo
35 Mongoloid Hobo Midget's wear weathered misshapen underpants.
36 jesus h christ
37 passing a kidney stone
38 sucks my shits cock
39 ox is slow earth is patient
40 i don't know what that feels like
41 i don't know if i want to
42 i know you are but what am i
43 i'm rubber you're glue
44 fuck you floppy
45 my cat's got scoliosis
46 boners and cocks
47 flop that cock out
48 i refuse to read morrissey lyrics on the grounds that im not a faggot
49 my pet iguana eats peanut butter
50 for fucks sake i wish i could eat peanut butter
51 we missed mark jensens christmas extravaganza
52 oh no you didn't
53 i think i cracked my butt
54 boner alarm
55 hello mister new haircut
56 cinnamon toast crunch is what you feed your girlfriend for breakfast
57 dude suck a cheetahs funky asshole
58 whoever made me say pikachu is a douchebag
59 behold! the power of cheese
60 a cookie is just a cookie but fig newtons are fruit and cake!
61 a headbutt from billy corgan equals instant death
62 the michael scott paper company
63 you're a bigger waste than ears on a deaf guy
64 mickeyshambles gave me the best skull i've had in years
65 suck it o'connor
66 happy cows come from california
67 check the crawl space
68 kill whitey
69 it's grossin' me out
70 i reckon that's something family boy
71 i just wanna eat pizza
72 where's the camera
73 does anybody got any cheese
74 only on thursdays
75 can ya hold my tail while i pee
76 guess what
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