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Quotes taken from the talented Madworld commentators Howard and Kreese. Listener discretion advised for sensitive ears. Please post or contact for any suggestions on what to add! All tracks as of April 2012 can be downloaded at http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?e2nqffnzbyhs9di

50 cent whore
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A big fan
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A dead giveaway
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A little excessive
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A rose by any other name
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Abundant fuel source
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Acting like a kid
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Afraid of bats
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Age-old question
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Airborne head
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Airhead
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Alien Anal Lovers
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Aliens and sodas
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Almost scary
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Always room for blood
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Amazing denial system
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Anal probing
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Analogy
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And a one! And a two! And a...
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Animal cruelty
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Annoyed is dangerous
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Ask me another question
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Asshole in a can
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Awesome rack, though!
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Back for an ass-kicking
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Back in the day
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Back of a strip club
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Bad luck
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Ball on a chin
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Barehanded, not barebacked
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Balls to the wall
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Barrel of monkeys
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Bats at spring break
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B-ball
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Beat up by a chick
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Beautiful flowers
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Better than a motorcycle
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Better than a triple
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Betting on Kojack
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Bigger things to worry about
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Bike messengers
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Bitch-whore wife
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Blame the bats
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Bloodbath Nonchallenge
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Bloodbath switch
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Blue pill or red pill
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Bobbin' for zombies
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Bodies don't really bounce much
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Bodybag for leftovers
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Bonus points for artistic merit
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Bonus points for cheating
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Boobseye
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Braaiiinns
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Brain freeze
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Breakfast-related food metaphors
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Broke easy for a crate
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Building my playroom
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Bulk killing
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Burn the zombie's ass
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Burning at both ends
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Burning o-zone
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BUTTer
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By dying, he stops moving
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Can-do attitude
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Can't read 1
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Can't read 2
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Casino
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Change the lane
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Change the rules
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Chicks on Halloween
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Child-support payments
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Chips and dip
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Chubby
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Churning butter
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City engineer
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ClASSic
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Clusterfuckery
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Collapsed lung
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College years
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Color it to a paint
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Combo in the old days
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Common mistake
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Control panel
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Counting to ten
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Cowboy, hillbilly
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Crate capital of the world
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Crazy ass-kicking machine
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Crocker's girlfriend
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Darts have gotten me nowhere
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Deadly trans fats
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Definitely not working
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Didn't break any of my records
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Didn't bring a calculator
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Didn't feel anything
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Didn't get Kojack's bike
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Dirty combo
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Disappointing sequels
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Discretion
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Disposable razor on my arm
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Donut hole
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Dissing my religion
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Dog shit
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Don't even feel it
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Donuts for anyone alive
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Dope
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Dr. Anatomy
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Dream on
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Drill Man
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Driver of the train
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Drug reference
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Drugs are the answer
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Dusted
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Ears must be ringing
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Ease of pooping
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Easier than a helicopter
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Eliminating weaknesses
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Endangered species
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Enterprising
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Environmentally sound
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Evil Jack
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Exactly like golf
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Experimentation is health
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Explaining the rules
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Faceless victims
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Family-friendly death
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Figure of shit
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Finally
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Fine and dandy
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Fishy combo
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Flatten pennies
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Flogging too much
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Foreign object up my ass
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Fountain red, zombie dead
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French people cutters
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Frisky
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Fucked up childhood
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Fuckity Fuck
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Fucks chuck trucks
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Full of hate
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Genius like Jack
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Fur is murder
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Game hint or dating advice
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Gardener
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Genital warts
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Get a room
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Giant killer robot
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Girlseye
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Gong bang
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Got the horns
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Greater than the sum of its parts
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Greetings, Gore Sports Fans!
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Grip is the foundation of the golf swing
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Grown man screaming in terror
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Gummy sidewalks
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Haiku 1
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Haiku 2
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Haiku 3
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Half-a-fag
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Halt global warming
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Handles his wood
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Head injury
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Happy onion, not happy ending
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Hard time with rational thoughts
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Hard-on for a rematch
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Hates the cleaning crew
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Healing assholes
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Heart attack
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Heart disease
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Heartless
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Helps save the rainforest
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He's pretty tough
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He's up! He's down!
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High on life
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Hit by a train
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Hobos- cheaper than wood
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Home improvement show
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Hopeless romantic
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Hopes and dreams
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Horse metaphor
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Horse or whores
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Housekeeping tip from Kreese
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Housewife
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How could Kojack lose
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How to kill a vampire
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How to sex an alien
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Howard at the gym
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Howard's Love Life
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Humerus
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Hundred Sword Attack
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Hybrid motorcycles
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I always say
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I can shit farther than that!
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I can't believe it
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I don't think he didn't plan for it
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I huff hobo chode
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I invented that move
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I like scotch
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I totally meant awesome!
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I tried a double
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I'd be happy to rent her
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I'd hug you if...
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I'd start by putting him down
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I'd think they'd prefer live meat
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If he can't beat a girl...
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Impressive orgy
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In all fairness
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In heaven with the wind puns
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In his defense
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Injected in the scrotum
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Interior decorator
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It was a deal!
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It's called 'DeathWatch'
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It's wrong to piss blood
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Jack choked
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Jack- Deathwatch record holder
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Jack is a loser
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Jack is fast
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Jack shouldn't be a baseball player
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Jack the Chef
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Jack's shadow
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Jack's third arm
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Jerk-off joke
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Just another power struggle
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Just like Mama used to make
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Just stop
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Killed thousands
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Killing like an accountant
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King Geek
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King of the jungle
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Kitchen sink
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Life on other planets
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Knocked back dangerously close
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Knows how to get a'head'
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Kojack was robbed
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Last birthday party
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Last brother
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Laying some pipe
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Let's talk about it
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Liberal dose of pharmaceuticals
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Lick my eyelids
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Like a surgeon
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Life on other planets
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Like he nailed your ex-wife
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Like shooting fish in a barrel
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Like shooting fish with a 12-gauge
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Lit without a match
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Little girl
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Lived a good life
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Loco-motive
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Look what's on TV
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Look, but don't torch
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Looked familiar
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Lots of guys lose the power struggle
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Love tap
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Low in trans-fat
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Mad juice
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Make like a tree and leave
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Makes you appreciate...
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Mashy niblick
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Master Bater artist
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Maybe he's on drugs
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Minced meat
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Minimum advantage
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Missed opportunity
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Missile flashbacks
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Mmm, too sharp
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Mooonneeyyyy...
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Mr. Science Asshole Nerd
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My dolls
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My father died that same way
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My favorite time of the day!
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My riding days
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Naginata
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Nailed faster than...
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'Natural' surroundings
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Nauseous
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Never competed in DeathWatch
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Never gets off his bike
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Never understood ninjas
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New cure for hemorrhoids
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Nice ass (kicking)
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Nice shootin', Tex
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Ninjarific
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No funny comment
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No willpower
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No wonder they break so easily
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Normally don't approve of hitting women
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Not a real chainsaw
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Not clever
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Not really a baron
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Not enough enemies
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Not even death can stop him
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Not happy when someone is helped
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Not very gentlemanly
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Nothing like Octoberfest
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Nothing says 'I love you' like...
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Old-timey hand drill
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Olive on a toothpick
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On his way to hell
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One divided by two
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One-man wrecking crew
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Onion in your pocket
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Only Jack can see them
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Or so I'm told
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Other things on his mind
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Other times you piss blood
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Ouch
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Out of bad puns
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Out of mind
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Out of the frying pan
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Outsmarting aliens
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Overheating, not overeating
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Ozzy's bats
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Pain train
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Pancreas
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Partially dismembered transient
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Pay attention to me
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Penis coladas
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Pick up the spare
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Pieces bite your ass
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Piranha zombies
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Playground of death
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Playing games on crack
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Please shove this up my ass
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Pole in the floor
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Practical
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Priceless window
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Prime rib for $3.99
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Prison flashback
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Proctologist
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Problems of automation
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Public safety hazard. In the meantime...
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Public service announcement
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Pulled out of his ass
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Puppy up the ass
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Pushy
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Put that in your pipe
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Pwnd
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Ramming against himself
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Re-tired
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Razor apples
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Ready to enter
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Real planets are flat
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Red thumb
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Refreshing beverage
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Reminds me of the bad old days
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Rescue the hookers
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Revolting 1
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Revolting 2
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Revolting 3
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Rolling zombie gathers no moss
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Romantic sap
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Roulette ball
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Rule #1
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Run-of-the-mill
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Runt of the family
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Ruptured hemorrhoid
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Safe, clean wind energy
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Safest form of transportation
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Same principle as roofies
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Screaming doesn't help
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Second time in Man Darts
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Security of the booth
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Sensitivity training
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Serial killer
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Seven pig tits
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Shake it like you mean it
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Shaked and baked
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She calls it teamwork
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She gets to wear spurs
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Shitty dreams
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Shitty impersonations
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Shocking
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Shooting the shit
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Shortest distance between friends
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Should've worn a helmet
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Signalling to turn
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Size of the missile
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Size of the sodas
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Skeeves me out
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Skeevy pervert
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Slathered with sarcasm
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Smart pussies
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Smart-guy words
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Smell it through the video
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Smells like victory
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Snacks and a show
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Society of pussies
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Soft and tenders
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Something wrong with the bike
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Sore loser
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Speaking of bush...
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Speaking of ghoul goop...
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Speaking of tailpipe...
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Spear fishing
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Special onion
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Spike-covered train
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Splinters
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Spur of the moment
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Steel balls
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Stick around
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Sticking things in them
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Still lit
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Still recognized body parts
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Stinky onion
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Stopped me cold
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Stunning science fact
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Sucked to death 1
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Sucked to death 2
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Supposed to be ironic
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Sucks guys like...
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Suicide is never the answer
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Superior race
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Symbols floating above heads
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Take that, crate!
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Sympathize with Jack
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Take those kicks like a man
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Target shaped like a chick
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Tastes like ass
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Teamwork
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Telekinetical
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That good killing-someone-with-a-bat feeling
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That's gotta hurt
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That's how he rolls
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The colors of their insides
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The drink you can eat!
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The impact makes no difference
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The Fucked-up Zone
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The letter 'fuck'
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The one below
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The only thing not legal
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The root of all asskickery
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The Windbreakers
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There can only be one #1
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They aren't gonna kill themselves
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They grow up so fast
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Thorny problem
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Those shades look familiar...
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Three groins in the fountain
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Three nipples
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Threw away a sign
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Throwing costs extra
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Throws little girls
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Thunder and Sun
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Time's a-waistin'
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Tires are expensive
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Titty target
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To her credit...
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Too bad for the bike
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Too old for dolls
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Top dog
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Tore my scrotum
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Tornado generator
Free
Tossing guys
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Trying to have a moment
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Twisted foreplay
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Two grown men wrestling
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Two virgins on prom night
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Two-man Fencing Quadruple Thrust
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Ugly down there
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Uncanny similarities
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Undressed shogun
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Unfair advantage
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Until someone loses an eye
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Varrigan City Geekcon
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Vegetables are poison
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Very acrobatic
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Very 'light' sabers
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W
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Walking on walls
Free
Wanton destruction
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Warm insides
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Water red, zombie dead
Free
Wave some meat
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We all wear masks
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We had a 'thing'
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We just go home now
Free
What rhymes with zombie
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What were you doing at ten
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What's it like to die
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What's left to break
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Wheel of dogma
Free
Wheel of karma extra life
Free
Where are your pants
Free
Whipping out his meat
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Who thinks of that
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Why a happy onion
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Why she screamed
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Why the long face
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Winging it
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Winning advice
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You are what you eat
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You don't always get the horns
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You had to go there
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You just saw it
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You'd crap your pants and die
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Young at heart
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Zombies are really stoned people
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ZOMBIES!!!
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