You are pukes
Who said that?
I will unscrew your head
You can come over to my house
What is your major malfunction?
Cowboy
Suck a golf ball
Ass to mars! (Total recall)
I'll be back
Trust me
Don't Bullshit me
I was way off!
We've got no food
I wasn't paying attention
What's the soup du jour?
Look at the butt on that one
Aspen
John Denver
Chewbacca roar
Blasters
Don't fail me again
Lightsabers
Darth Vader breathing
The power of the dark side
I am your father
Don't get cocky
Talk to the Hand
Why Make Trillions
Evil Laugh
www.Shhh.com.org
Hans, you're breaking my balls
Matt Damon
There is no paper jam?
Job security
Hawaiian shirt day
If they take my stapler
That would be great
I'm a Michael Bolton fan
My only real motivation
This is Sparta !
Madness
What is your Profession
Drugs?
You p*ssy
Like it matters...
I have a new idea
Thanks!
Jackass
Bob Barker
My puck
Bomb
Broken glass
Attack
Bullet
Artillery
Cannons
Crash
Explosion
Grenade
Punch
Bombs Away
Bombs Away 2
Waaaahh!
M2 50 Caliber
Machine gun projectiles impact with glass
Accelerating with gear shifts
A bus in motion
Bus door opening and closing
Bus leaving terminal
Small bus drive away
I'm Rick James
Samuel L. Jackson Beer
Lil' Jon - What!?
I'm rich bitch!
Half Baked - I love weed
I don't do drugs
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