Suck a golfball
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Reach around
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Lowest form of life
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Are you royalty
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I am Gunnery Sgt Hartman
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Are you nervous
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You will learn by the numbers
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            About to call me an asshole
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Are you little maggot
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Did your parents have any children that live
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Do you suck dicks
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Don't fuck with me again
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Gommer Pyle
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I got your name
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I will gouge out your eyeballs
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            That's enough
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            What's your excuse
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You didn't convince me
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Any fucking times sweetheart
                                        
                                        
                                        
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