Sound Bites for show
Intro - Great Variety Program for me to poop on (Triumph)
Effect - Classic Burp
Effect - Lightsabers
Like - Gooood (Palpatine)
Like - Force is strong (Palpatine)
Like - Yaaayy... (Special Ed)
Like - can you dig it?
Disagree - Aheayyyy
Disagree - failure to communicate
Disagree - Barf (I think I'm gonna baaaarf)
Quote - I was going into Toschi - Star Wars
Quote - Bad feeling - Star Wars
Quote - Scum and villainy - Star Wars
Quote - More cowbell!!! (Chris Walkin)
Quote - Talking monkey (Chris Walken)
Ramble - Settle down Beavis
Ramble - Control (Yoda)
Ramble - Blah Blah Blah2 (Beavis)
Ramble - Blah Blah Blah (Beavis)
Ramble - Blah blah blah No! (Star Trek)
Ramble - Less talk more action
Ramble - Splitting headache (Foghorn Leghorn)
Ramble - I'll shut up (Foghorn Leghorn)
Ramble - www.Shhh.com.org
Ramble - oxygen is leaving my brain - Ducky
We're losers (Beavis)
Quote - Help You I Can (Yoda)
Quote - Your Schwartz is as Big as Mine (Spaceballs)
Dislike - Something stinks (Chris Walkin)
Dislike - Smelled bad on the outside (Han)
Dislike - Dont mince words Bones how do you really feel?
Dislike - For Me to Poop On 2 (Triumph)
Dislike - They're Both great for me to poop on (Triumph)
Dislike - Beavis says suck many times fast
Dislike - For me to poop on (Triumph)
Dislike - It stinks - Animal House
Dislike - I didn't like it (Ren & Stimpy)
Dislike - Pain (Simon)
Dislike - Bad
Effect - Bionic sound
Star Trek fans
Spoiler Alert - Warning! (Robot from Lost in Space)
Insult - I keep pitchin (Foghorn Leghorn)
Insult - Are you insane? (Boes McCoy)
Insult - Jackass (Happy Gilmore)
insult - sick little monkey (Ren & Stimpy)
Insult - Athiest Meathead (Archie Bunker)
insult - Don't try to be funny (Archie Bunker)
insult - Twiki- He's crazy (Buck Rogers)
insult - A very worfed sense of humor (Archie Bunker)
Insult - Who's responsible (Foghorn Leghorn)
Movies - Special Ed
Movies - 3 beers and it looks good eh Strange Brew
Without mercy
Circus - Star TRek
ask Dr. Stupid (Ren & Stimpy)
prepare to activate Stupomitrom (Ren & Stimpy)
maniacal screaming (Ren & Stimpy)
superior creature (Ren & Stimpy)
outro - Twiki- Let's get out of here (Buck Rogers)
quote - Weird things
Quote - illogical attitude (Bones vs Spock)
Quote - Hump Robins leg (Triumph)
Quote - Keep happening (Patrick from Spongebob)
Quote - I'm working as fast as I can! (Scottie)
Quote - thing from Uranus (Bart Simpson)
Correct
Quote - Ya... Dr Evil & Frau
Quote - He's dead Jim
Quote - The Superman Exists (Watchmen)
Quote - Humor not logical (Spock)
Quote - I was joking!! Young Frankenstein
Quote - Say Hello To My Little Friend
Quote - im your father luke - Strange Brew
Quote - What kind a stupid question - Fat bastard
Good - Power of good over evil - South Park
Evil - See how wonderful life can be - Plankton
Evil - Don't have a soul - Family Guy
Evil - Square is the shape of evil (Plankont fr Spongebob)
Evil - Dr. Evil- Fricking Evil Doctor
Evil - Super villain - Bing Bang
insult - Idiot - Duck Soup
Insult - Loser - Ace Ventura
Insult - Fat, drunk and stupid - Animal House
Insult - That foot is me - Animal House
Insult - Woke up stupid
Insult - Dumb as doornail
Insult - Fart in your general direction - Monty Python
Insult - I never apologize for the truth - Sheldon
Talk - The Cocoanuts
Patience - Duck Soup
Early yet - A Day at the Races
explosion
More Attacks - Psycho
Evil Laughing - Chuckie
Smart guy - Animal House
Annoying Sound - Dumb & Dumber
Ass you a few questions - Ace Ventura
Alrighty then - Ace Ventura
You could poke someones eye out - Ace Ventura
Take it up the tailpipe - Ace Ventura
Report Centurion - Battlestar Galactica
Machine friends - Battlestar Galactica
Don't call me Shirley - Airplane
Grown man naked - Airplane
Pants
Radiation
Don't have
Insane
Whole lotta lumps - Pete Puma
Gonna catch the little rabbit - Pete Puma
Have milk and cookies with Stan Lee - Sheldon
Restraining order - Sheldon
Non-pathetic people - Big Bang
Spoiler alert - Big Bang
Outro - Astroids (Happy Gilmore)
Outro - Terrific audience for me to poop on (Triumph)
Outro - It ain't over now - Animal House
Outro - Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy
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