Damn I'm annoying at work.
Aye!
Betcha you box a little
Feed 'em to the pigs Erol
That's what you deserve
I win
Yes 2
Fisticuffs
Retarded
This is not good
Okaladokaly
And the lesson is?
Diddily do you for?
Calling me a liar ?
Wet Fart
Correctomundo
Hey Baby
La Di Fricken Da
Yeah Baby !
Weird Grunt Noises - The Exorcist
dingy
What is the hold up
Let me tel you why I suck
Mission Impossible
drug school?
Prepare to be astonished!
Googly
Wipeout!
Hey who wants some fun?
Oh Yeah!
Run its Godzilla!
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Not in Kansas anymore
I'm as mad as hell
Prepare 2 attack
Clear
High Five!
I like you do you like me
Kelly Clarkson!
From the tranny
Deep Burn
I'm very important
Milk was a bad choice
Goes down smooth
I Piss Excellence
Homer no function
If elected mayor
I was wrestling wolves
Water it down some more
Krusty - Hey kids!
Har ye, Har ye...
TM - Larry Leadfoot
TM - Metric system
TM - PSA
Rollin Doobies
Spanish Kids - Muy Comico
Shut your big Yapper!
Hot Cup Of...
Crowd Laugh
Silly laugh
Applause
Drumroll
Debbie Does Dallas
Sex World
Behind The Green Door
I Like To Watch
Eruption
Taboo
Bathroom
Damn
My Hump
How Dare You !
After Shave and Taco Meat
Not Hot
Chimp
Imperial Song from Star Wars
Straight cash homey! - Randy Moss
Don't go dying on me - Jim Carrey
Goodyear
Burger
Italian Stallion
Heyyyoooo
Absolutely
Knight Rider
Hawaii 5-0
Cheers
I DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH
NOT A HOT PARTY
Hey kids !
hey hey...
Shut up fool
I don't think so
Crazy fool
Cryin
Jammerin
I'm just a caveman
Troy McClure - Get high
Troy McClure - Jimmy
Is it getting chilly?
Rocket-Fuel Malt Liquor - Damn!
Rocket-Fuel Part 2
Phone Ringing
Computer Keyboard
Fax Machine
Daffy Duck
Nelson (The Simpson)
Connerys Laugh
Evil Laugh
Spastic laugh - Beavis
Short Fart
Christmas Fart Song
National Baked Bean Month
Yaaayy...
Pooplady
Yaayrg
Come on Down
Hey, how you doin
It keeps going and going and going ...
Hans, you're breaking my balls
Delivery?
Freedom isn't Free - song
Matt Damon
Oh Yeah
Come on out there
Hunting Rabbits
Little gway rabbits
The day is mine
Playa Hater
Free crack?
Samuel L. Jackson Beer
Smoke A Lot - Get away from me biatch
Perfect Fart
BudLight Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
Fat Bastard Fart Scene
Fart Waltz
Monty Python
Quick Fart
Slot Machine Payoff
Awesome
Watching Spankertervision?
Gold Jacket
Crapola
4 Nuggetts
Recreation Clothes
Laughs
Do you mind?!
Not Legal
Score
Bing Bong
Hug
Not here not now
Pee Your Pants
High Quality H2O
Old Man River
Will Somebody
Bob Dylan
Ross Perot - Cracker Boy
I love Scotch
Nickname for my penis?
Loud noises!!
Very Quite
Ill Smack you in the mouth
Cool Out !
Lonely on the road
I'm Really High
Gap Commercial
Laughing
3 beers
take a leak
kiss you
Franken-fine!
This is Seth from Videorama
Day off
Isn't it Delightful
Create More Martians
Disintegration
Drat These Computers
Family Circle
Sex Therapist
Cooliooolio
Dabba Dee
Driveby's
I have'nt even warmed up
I know what your thinking
It's a cocktail
It's called the coconut bangers ball
Love it when you call me big poppa
You would'nt hire a clown
Carrots Cooking
Big Mouth Shut
Crazy Galloot
High Diving
Horny Toads
I Mean Whoa
Little Idiot
It's science
Afternoon delight
Babyjesus prayer
Earmuffs
It's so good
Blue you're my boy!
Halloween the Movie theme
Jaws
Shower Scene - Psycho
Its alive! - Frankenstien
Friday the 13th Theme
Friday the 13th Theme 2
A nightmare on elm street
One leg at a time
One glass of Champag-na
Province of Champag-na
Hungry eyes
I Don't Like Vaginas
Bombs Away 1
My Precious
Must Have Precious
WWJD
Marijuana Kills
Theme Song
Mattress police
Some call me - Tim
uh huh
Bitch Tits
Duped & Frustrated
Psst, Gary
Clean up your act
Gary (angry)
Boss of you
Tone of voice
What I say, When I say
I'm talking to you, mr.
Gary (stern)
Gary (question)
yeah, yeah, Gary
Gary, Gary, Gary!
Now, Gary
why, no Gary
Whoa, Gary
Gary!
That Time of Week
Gary 1
Hard Way
Gary 2
Gary, Gary, Gary
Ok, Gary
Gary, No
Gary Scream
Gargle Sound 2
Stupid is as Stupid does
Are you stupid or something?
Run Forrest, run
Miami Vice Theme
The Wizard of Oz
Singing in the Rain
The Magnificent Seven
Apocalypse Now
Dumber than a bag of hammers
I'm your huckleberry
You gonna do something
Great scott
Swinger Baby!
Get Away From Me
Very Randy!
Behave
Dr. Evil- Fricking Evil Doctor
I Love Gold
Family Ties
I do not hate Balboa
Ready for another beating
Give him guts
Hey woman
I want Balboa
Polish my nuts
This dog's great
High school chicks
Howdy-Howdy
Kinda kinky
Nice and warm
Herbie Hancock
I'm retarded
It's called reading
Get that Pootie
Juicy neckbone
One bad brother
Pootie
Pootie done did it again
Sa-da-tay
Whip your but so bad
You damn right
Church Call
First Call
Taps
Until the end
All destroyed
Anything is possible
Attack
Attacking battlestar
Attention
Get me the President
Rock With You- Michael Jackson
Funkytown- Lipps Inc
Celebration- Kool and The Gang
Get Down On It- Kool and The Gang
Bizarre Love Triangle- New Order
China Girl- David Bowie
Wishful Thinking- China Crisis
Sometimes A Fantasy- Billy Joel
Karma Chameleon- Boy George
Major Tom- Peter Schilling
Whip It- Devo
Never You Done That- General Public
Tenderness- General Public
Maneater- Hall & Oates
Love Come Down- Evelyn Champagne
If You Leave - OMD
Girls Just Want To Have Fun- Cyndy Lauper
Don't You (Forget About Me) - Simple Minds
Billie Jean- Michael Jackson
Just Got Lucky- Joboxers
Head Over Heels- Go-Go's
Intro- Remix
yes perhaps you can
Attack
Or else what?
so stupid
Eat It
Sausages!- Scott
Not gonna die - Reservoir Dogs
Toby - Reservoir Dogs
Mistake - Reservoir Dogs
Hardy - Reservoir Dogs
Dream - Reservoir Dogs
World History - National Treasure
Fuck ball - Get Shorty
Clean car - Pulp Fiction
Dicks - Pulp Fiction
Time is a factor - Pulp Fiction
Brass Monkey
Fight For Your Right
Hey Ladies
Intergalactic
Pass The Mic
So What'cha Want
Star wars
Do ladies work here
Do you like porno?
Gravel sounds
For me to poop on
2 poops
Deal with it
Not finished
Snif butt
Whooooo!!!
Doggy bag
Bloody Pit of Horror
Let's have some meatloaf
Reed's Poem
Band Practice (Feel My Heat)
You Got The Touch (Dirks Song)
New Porn Star Names
Me eat cookie
C is for Cookie
Hi Ho
Homer You're On Drugs
On a daily basis - Ronald Reagan
Bad Experience With Drugs!! - Simpsons
Smells Like Art Teachers Office - Simpsons
Colbert and Stewart
Jive Turkey
Customer service
They make take our lives
Irish
The cat who could drive a car
He drives around all over the town
Tooncinator
I'm going home
Best Friends Songs
Respect my authority
I'm not fat
Attitude
Guess who
Cucko, cucko
Man of action
Rumor Reno 911
Sweet Car
Terry Reno 911
Get pink eye
This is Sparta !
Its over when I say its over
Darth Vader - Breathing
Amazing
Click import
Computer's stupid
Not to work
Not so easy
Come at you like a Tornado
Dont jerk me around
I work for Keyser Soze
Scurvy dog
Would you like some chicken
He kind of looks like a baby
Here Baby
Hes Tiny
The power of the dark side
Darth Vader breathing
Apple dumpling
Homopalooza
K-Y jelly
Moon balloons
You suck!
You're a monster
Human head
Show me the money!
Hot stuff
Yanky my wanky
Quiche
Automobile
Borrow your underpants
Let's go boogie
Dr. Who theme 5
Dr. Who theme 6
Run For Your Life
Exterminate
Austria?
Playing tag
We've got no food
Most annoying sound in the world
Hasta La Vista
Ever
Mercy
TIE Fighters
Blasters
R2-O2
I have you now
Treated unfairly
Offering
No Disintigration
What Happened
Force
Last time
Lack of faith
Join us
I am your father
He is here
Every part of the ship
Don't fail me again
Bidding
As you wish
Apology
Darth Vader's Breath
Hanukkah Harry Song
You'll shoot your eye out
Electric Sex
Fra-gi-le
Meatloaf
Whoopsie Daisy
TotaTotalatarians
I Know You Are
My Mistake
My Name
An Album Cover
Pish Posh
It's craptacular
Live Long and Prosper
More cowbell!!!
Good dags
Is he allowed to do that
Howard Dean Scream
Can't Stop Laughing - Bill Clinton
Baby Don't Hurt Me
Buzzed
Calculator In Jello
Always Thinking
I Will Destroy You
Ready To
Cosby Impression
Retarded
Yeast Infections
Wolves and Meteors PSA
Brain Teasers
Wheres the Clitoris?
Jim Is gone
Spelling Bee
Mystery Solved
Tipping
Bear Attack PSA
Mmmm..yeah
There is no paper jam?
Worst idea
Two chicks!
Hawaiian shirt day
I could see the squirrels
I'm gonna need you...Mm-kay?
I'm a Michael Bolton fan
My only real motivation
Family Guy
Schwetty Balls
Merry Xmas - Southpark
Nutcracker
Lip fungus
Ruby Sue
Eggnog?
Out of work for 7 years
Dick in a box - SNL
Merry F*cking Christmas - Dennis Leary
Never take my bunghole
Bungholio
Wrath
Bring TP
Speaks loud
Bust a double
Dadonkadonk
Gangstas Whats up
Were gonna get our drinks on
Break Yourself Fool
Fogels panties story
Get Crunk
I got a boner
Its in OMG
Laughing
Im McLovin !
Picking up my fake id
Were gonna get laid tonight
Steady Hands
Show how we roll
Hah
Hello
Hows it going with the ladies
Peace
I dont have a first name
F*ck you
What
Becuase I rule
Fellace me
People dont forget
Male cameltoe in jeans
Background music
Bear trap
3 things
Bottom line
Understand me
Rocky Theme song
Ready to Rumble
Can't be beat
Eat lightning
Kentucky fried idiot
Knock his block off
Pity the fool
You can't win
girls girls girls - motley crue
Wanted Dead Or Alive - Bon Jovi
Bus ride music
Ready? - ride to party guy Francis
Myspace - ride to party guy Francis
Clip of McLovin Song
Theme music
I learned that in Health class - Evan
Singing for Cokeheads - Evan
At house party - guns and crack
Long laugh
Yummy
Wonderful
Toasty
Superb
Short laugh
Flawless victory
Finish him
Outstanding
Impressive
Brutal
Bloody
My goodness
Sub-zero
Scorpion
Excellent
Johnny Cage
Welcome
Moan
Ghost
Sad moan
Crow
Church bell
Evil laugh
My name is Kumar
Special Sauce
I hear everything
Charlies Angels
Good Times
All in the Family
Welcome Back Kotter
The Jeffersons
Dukes of Hazzard
Giligans Island
Happy Days
Fat Albert
I Dream Of Jeannie
Laverne and Shirley
WKRP in Cincinnatti
Beverly Hill Billys
Six Million Dollar Man
Taxi
The Adams Family
The Flintstones
The Munsters
Mash
Sanford and Son
Three's Company
The Love Boat
Peanuts
Spiderman67
South Park Halloween Opening
Scooby Doo
Ren and Stimpy
Popeye
Warner Brothers Opening Theme
Asteroids 1979
Pacman 1980
Super Mario Bros 1985
Tetris 1985
Zelda 1987
Original Trek Cutaway Sound
Captain Kirk
I'm A Doctor - Medley
I'm Doing the best I can!
Klingon Drinking Song
Annihilation - Spock
Captain Picard
Fascinating - Spock
Resistance is Futile - Locutus
Borg
Logs
Star Trek - original theme song
The Next Generation - theme
Alternatives
Are you insane?
Beam me aboard
What in Blazes?
Enterprise Doors
Captains Log
Buck Rogers
Twighlight Zone - Next Stop
Battlestar Galactica
Logans Run
Lost in Space
The Outer Limits
Twighlight Zone - Signpost Ahead
Twighlight Zone - 5th Dimension
Twighlight Zone - Unlock Door
The Xfiles theme song
DR. NO
Goldfinger - Shirley Bassey
Octopussy - Rita Coolidge
A View To A Kill - Duran Duran
Diamonds Are Forever - S.Bassey
For Your Eyes Only - Sheena Easton
Die Another Day - Madonna
From Russia With Love
Goldeneye - Tina Turner
Live and Let Die - Paul McCartney
Moonraker - Shirley Bassey
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
The Living Daylights - A-HA
The Man With The Golden Gun
The Spy Who Loved Me
Thunderball -Tom Jones
You Only Live Twice - Nancy Sinatra
Licence To Kill - Gladys Knight
Incredible Hulk
Batman
Greatest American Hero
Green Hornet
Whistle Song from Andy Griffith Show
Father Knows Best Theme
Green Acres Theme
I Love Lucy Theme
Brady Bunch Theme
Fame
Friends
Funky Phantom
Flipper
Fall Guy
Facts of Life
Falcon Crest 1982
Family Affair
Family Guy - Ending - Rap
Fantastic Four
Far Out Space Nuts
Flash Gordon
Family Feud 1976
2001 A Space Odyssey
Camelot
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Annie
The Godfather
West Side Story
Willy Wonka
Turn Your Radio On
Superman
The Lone Ranger
Lights Out!
Chandu The Magician
Hop Harrigan
The Green Hornet
Tom Corbett Space Cadet
Booby traps
Fifty dollar bill
I cheated
bitter females
Would you eat the moon
Hey if you had a choice
I starred at the sun with binoculars.
its a simple question
Its not rocket science
Good point
I'm Ron Burgandy
I'm so tired
Don't lose your focus
Don't exercise
TipToe
Mix
Shut the hell up!
Boobies
Boing!
Punch in the face
Scramble
Boink
Double Take
Fart Aaah
Out Here
Zip In Out
Boos
Burp 1
Burp 2
Cheering
Ooooooh
Yodel
Intruder Alert !
Transporter Beam
Bionic jump
Bionic sound 1
Baby cry
Robot sound 1
Robot sound 2
Robot sound 3
Robot sound 4
Robot B-9
Circus march
Clowns music
One of us made error
Something stinks
T Coincidence
Don't waste my time
No
Is that it
Why not
You can't handle...(short)
Winning Attitude
one chance of three
Ticking
His Favorites
I like you but you're crazy
Keep our composure
Chew bubblegum
See a doctor
Like a gay
There's a beverage here
funny looking
As you all know
I'm a nerd
Must Moisturize
Ordering a pizza
The quarterback is toast
Yippee-ki-yay
Mayday
Uncontrolable laughing
Big Pimpin
I'll Get You ! - Wicked Witch
Lions and Tigers and Bears
I am Oz...
do not arouse the wrath
music bite
pay no attention
put em up
What do you think you're doing?
My little prettys
Witch laughs
Witch Music
Ding Dong the witch is dead
How about a little fire
Japanese Frog
Is He Japanese
Confronts Lea
Bountiful penis
Another load of crap
Peace be with you
Spider Pig
The United States government
Devil's curly hair
Tom Hanks
Acid-firing superdrill
Clogger
I'll teach you
Killing is easy as breathing
Guns and explosions
Go home
People screaming
Dont smell like a turtle cage
Combing armpit hair
Buy now and...
Metric
The world of Yesterfar
Weapon Grade
Sweat glands
Pro Strength
Sweat Scientist
Look it up
Old spice whistle
Al Pacino - Flamethrower
Flavor Flav - Flavor Flav
Paris Hilton - Thats Hot
John Wayne - Wipe that smile
Sean Connery - Bond, James Bond
Mike Meyers (Dr. Evil) - I expect you to die!
Donald Trump - You're Fired (angry)
James Brown - Wah! I Feel good
James Brown - That is Unbelievable Man!
Tom Cruise - Show Me The Money
Mel Gibson - Every Man Dies
Darth Vadar - Destiny
Clint Eastwood - Pep Talk
Jack Nicholson - 2 out of 3 Branches
Allen Iverson - Practice! Practice!
Jim Mora - Playoffs?
Will Ferrell - Breathtaking Heinie
Paul Rudd - 60% of the time...
Jimmy Hopkins
Tasty cakes
What's the matter?
Yes
Ding
No
Thank you very much
Flush the toilet
Thought I was Mr. Peanut
Terrible mucus
Take that you bastard
Bastard
Bud Light Suck one
A lot of sweat
Blowing out the pipes
Bud light Im horny
Delicious Alcohol
Nipples
Oh hi
Perfect Valentines day gift
Refreshes the pallette
The official beer of
The preferred beverage
Wrong end of basketball
I drink your milkshake
Someboady steals
Incredible Hulk
I Dream of Jeanie
Itchy and Scratchy Show
Inspector Gadget
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