Ember Enfierno
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OH CAWD, IT'S LORNE ARMSTRONG!
Use to make skype calls to creeps
Francis Comeau makes us all aroused with his manly voice
Stanley Kendall talks dirty
Molesterbeck
my little baby girl
are you nervous about talking to me
you are so sweet
you sound so sweet
my head is screwed on straight
I'M NOT LICKING YOUR ASSHOLE HOW ABOUT KISSING IT
i don't need to eat you i'm not doign any anal crap
i'm ramona's baby
buzz lightyear
NEVER SAID I'M PATIENT
how can you have a sandwich without cheese and mayo
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU INVOLVE WITH EMMUH
SOMEBODY DID ON PHONE LORNE GETS SMART ALEC
A BAD PERSON
AFRO CURLY PUBES ASSHOLE
THERE'S SOME FUCKED UP PEOPLE ON THAT INNERNET
SURE FUCKED UP CONVO WE HAD BE ONLINE
FIND OUT MAKING PARODIES ABOUT ME SHIT
make sure you're recording it
she has some major brain issue good life frig w people innernet
SOMETHING SEEMED FUCKED UP
SAM PENDLETON PLAY THERAPIST
what is it you want emmuh
fuckign warped ass bitch
that stupid bitch
i don't have computer not allowed on internet probation
i don't know why people time and time again stupid
i'm ready for more blows
she has him put his hand up to her pussy
FUCKIGN REALLY SHIT SHE HASN'T TOLD ME
PLAY SKEETBALL WITH THE DOCTOR SHIRLEY TEMPLE ROY ROGERS
i dont want a text VOICE TO VOICE
skeet ball other balls to play with
lorne's homophobic
get rid of that cocksucker
that's not security
nine fucking months crying
told her something nice i loved her shit like that
i dont wanna be called lorney
growl grund
that's enough nasty bullshit
ask her if she can stick a buttle in her pussy shoot it across the wall
if anyone else has caught wind of my asshole
the only one i have shown my asshole to is ramonuh
i'm not mistah penis 2
i am NAWT not mister mistah penis
anything naked has to do me being naked
i will slam that sonovabitch so goddamn hard sexy haha
only thing he's gonna get foot up his ass
i'll beat his goddamn ass
that bitch hear from me bowlshit
do you have fucking number f pizza shit
fuckin stupid fahk
i actually think world you emmuh
church of cawd stupid shit
alreet emmuh
EMBER ENfIERNO
ember enfierno2
i been honest can't get in trouble for it
you're acting like i'm just fucking whatever
you're making a soap opera out of this
emmuh enfierno
you're gonna wanna know this shit but i aint gonna fucking tell you
who the fack is this fucking texting me
how can you say that
all the shit fucking did these other faggots
ARE YOU CRYING YES
fucking emmuh2
fucking EMMUH
i'm a bad person i wanted to fucking rape a 13 year old jollies
fucker
they continuiously fuck me
i remember dad coming around work truck or PORK CHOP
this is not new news to you
why do you keep fuckign pressuring me on this
i know what i did wrong siebert lorne
i fuckin fucked it all up
st judes refused donation
I CARE ABOUT FUCKING KIDS
MY DICK WAS DOWN RICHARD'S THROAT MOLESTATION
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT'S GOING THRU MY HEAD FEELS RAPED BROTHERS
oooooOOH MY GAWWWD
LORNE TRIES TO SPELL ENFIERNO
EMBER ENFIERNO - ENFIERRRNO 2
EMBER EN - ENFIERNO
you're the first person i met that doesnt wanna fuck me
I'M GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO RAPE ME
flies are in my mouth
MOTH MOUTH
i had my pecker in my hand I was going pee
i was going peepee
oh if only i could perfect lile the doctor
lorne's flip flawp story
EMMUH PLAYS KAYLA TO LORNE
EMMUH SINGS HEARTLAND TO LORNE
mexican hole black hole
lorne's favorite cawffee
you're welcome
you're my little angel
guardian angel good for stan halloween or death dead video
put my hand on your pussy say NO NOT THERE
your pussy would have irish then wtf
belated birthday present or a bomb
it's not even my birthday
my birthday
little further down laughs athat's the area
I work a lawt of hours drive a trahck
CRESTWOOD GONNA BE FUCKIGN BANGING YOUR PUSSY
NO DONT FUCKING DO THAT
am i contagious
we're gonna have a fun time
you go girl
i'd make a good cheerleader for ya
it's really sad
it's amazign what corruptness is in the united states
that's good, that - that's good
really laughs
she is a doll
little kid
i burn family and stuff like that
lemme do this for you
that is funny
laughing about that for a long time
THAT'S AMAZING
oh my GAWD best
that is freakin hilarious
holy crap
lorne laugh oh my gawd
oh gawd blows my mind amazing
i got some shirts that are wearing out
say WUT
CAWD
SHEUH whaat
this is lorne
seen my asshole
baloney
Can you hear me chewin?
you got me all excited for lurch
Mister Penis thinks of protecting children
Lorne says YOU RANG like lurch
hah
Yeah (?)
good
how abou tyou
huh
bye
i know
hmm
kay
okay (2)
wheres mine
hear me chewin2
heeheehee
huh2
ready for me
i don't know
baloney
hmm 2
i didn't
yeah none
yes i do
hey1
i wanna kiss
oh i remember what it was
sonovabitch
wait a minmute
yeah i know
yeah
Yeeaaahh (horny)
the guy pissed me off
Haaah?
HI HUNNEE
i don't wanna go to bed
Lorne slow
why you rushing
huge no no
i'm trying believe me
lorne armstrong
love you
okay
tomorrow and tomorrow night
went alright
yes i did
i don't care
just a no no
wow kayla
you're beautiful
cool kewl
then i'll be on my way
wow lorne
fucking weirdo
i am thinking
im thinking (different)
i don't have enough gas
thank you kayla
why you sorry
five thirty
kiss firts
so precious
what my salad
does that sound okay with you
must be smart
parents garage
you are so precious
gas in truck
okay what are you gonna be wearing
stay with you tonight
lorne high fast computer
well i know
you smokin' sometehin
you're laughing
hear me chewin
i don't believe it
i'm not bi and i'm not gay
oh
white truck
ya i know
are you sitting in front of the computer
take a shower
20 more dollars in
very welcome
oh crap2
what are you smokin
oh god not me
these questions you're asking me are weird
cawd not jesus christ
i need to take a shower before I go
because you're my best friend
thank you sweetheart
things so i dont get you pregnant
Huh? (again...)
ya i know bummer
better not be recording me
fuck my week up
no ham
you got fuckin' reefer goin
lorne l o r n e
you're smokin something
Yeaaaaah lorne
fuck this i gotta go to bed
its gonna be a lawt bettah now
oh crap
mwah
nathaniel sounds like a fag
and it's disrespectful to me
just wanna hear you say what you're wearing
okay so tell me what you're gonna be wearing
only an hour away
remember all that ok
extra pair of panties
i did but i changed my mind
i like females and only females
are you anxious to touch my penis
i don't know why anyone would not think so
it's irritating that my body's worn out
yeah you told me aobut that before
i'm tired my body's giving reet out
it's disrespectful to me
gonna be better now quit job
what color panties bra
pretty much that's what im doing reet now
yeah i started to reet at the kitchen table
maybe but extremely disrespectful
just wondering - sandwich
on the lull all day
Lorne says own name
working on my truck
to go there and back and there and back again
I'll be ok, better once im there
my body is worn out holy crap
Don't you be recording me
aint that sumethin
.... OH
you sound smart
was going to tell you something on the phone
parents left - smile on face
Uhh geeze I can't remembr the name of it
i cherish sitting down
hilarious
fantastic and i'm nawt
3
i really do want you to stop mentioning stuff about that
proper thing to do is ask someone if they're bisexual or gay
getting me all weird the questions your asking me
two females fine im perfect w that
I've got ham but they're not ham cubes
marry you
delete archives
i think it's gross for guys and guys
You're very welcome
i thought about calling the innernet
shopping for wemmen (only)
lorne's chores
He wants her to look at his penis. get a better look at it
ham cubes ham ham
13 how old ru
13
13 i told u
34a
a lot
a picture of me
and we hung out in his car for a little bit
aw dude thot u were srs
bra white w.dots
busted by mom
But I'll be 14 soon
california
can i c u first 2 make sure ur not mess w.me
can i call u
can i hear ur voice
can i pls see
can i see it up close
Can i see ur body
Can I see ur face
can u do the robot
can u hear me
can u hear meok
can u move cam so i can c better
can u speak up
can u turn ur cam on
Can we talk first
c'mon dude don't be that way
c'mon dude lets have sum fun
c'mon dude
c'mon
coolio
do a dance n i'll show u promise
do u feel like talking dirty
do u have gf
do u have kids
does it bother u that im 13
dude are you paranoid
dude i dont wanna get in trbl
dude im shy i'll turn it on if u do
dude that's personal
ever done anything w.a guy
giggle
gosh
guys my age 4 stupid
haha totally moded u sick fuck
have u ever met young girl
heck no
Hello 1
hello ru there
hey ru gonna say something
Hi1
How old ru
huh
i can'thear u
i dont like 2 show my cam in there
i have 2 dogs
I have a cam i'll turn it on if u do
i like how u look
i like it
I like older guys
i like to swim, etc.
I live in KY
i play the flute
i thot u were serious dont waste my time dude
i wanna email u something
idk i like u
idk that's kinda creepy
idk thot wed have fun
idk we'd do lotsa stuff
idk what do u wanna do
idk whatever u wanna show me
idk
idk2
i'll b going into 8th gr
I'll lift my shirt if u do the robot
i'll show my face u show something 1st
I'm 13
I'm all by myself rt now
I'm IN 8th gr
im in marching band
I'm Shy
im wearing pink thong panties
its a surprise
its embarrassing dude
it's just so boring here
justin bieber mlp 1 direction
k i'll turn cam on dont laff sml boobs
k
Kayla 1
Kayla 2
kayla long
kewl
laugh big
laugh LONG
laugh medium 2
laugh medium
laugh next question
laugh short 2
laugh short 3
Laugh short
laugh short4
let me see what u look like
lotsa stuff
maybe
mm small moan
mm ur cute
most embarrassing thing
most of guys here r creeps
no bf rt now but used 2
no long
no short
no
no2
not really
o my goodns
o thats dirty
o u have a lotta hair down thr
o ur really nice
o wow ur cuter than i thot
oh jeeze
oh papi ur cute
oh that's kewl 2
oh that's kewl
oh ur cute
oh wow 2
oh wow horny
Oh wow ur cute
Oh wow
oh
oh1
omgawd
omgawd2
painting my toenails
please
ru gonna show it 2 me
ru married
Short Laugh 1
so u like to talk 2 yngr grls
so what's up
tell me about it
thank u
That's a small penis
that's like so lame
that's y i wanted 2get on skype
thot u wntd 2 talk
u 1st 2
u 1st
u ever met anyone from internet
u like younger girls
u look like my bfs dad
u look like my old teacher mr stanley
U look rly gross
u r um ugly
uh huh
uh kinda
um a lot
um i dnt wanna tell u
um IDK what do u wanna do
um my uncle lorne took me once
um ok
Untitled
ur funny
ur really sweet
ur weird stop being weird
ur welcome
well c'mon u no why we got on skype
well idk
well i'll tell u after i get 2 know u
well what do u think we got on skype 4
what did u guys do
what do u do 4 work
what else
what
whatever
whatever2
what's the rest of u look like
what's up sexy
whats ur email
whats ur face look lk
whats ur name
what's ur number
where do u live 2
where do u live
white tank top n shorts
who do u live w.
why u being weird
why
y not
ya 3
ya i met up w. some guy before
ya1
ya2
ya3
ya4
ya5
he1
he2
he3
he4
he5
he6
he7
he8
he9
he10
Laugh 2
A girl
Are you part arab
But we could use him as a slave
check from govt
go the fuck away you trolling asshole
Gonna go to sleep soon
Gonna go
honkey repeat
Honkey
I didn't have the most easy day today
I know who you are man
i made a joke on she
i made a joke
I paid to have sex with her
I won a hand
if I didn't go too far, cross line
if I didn't make one joke i wouldn't be myself
I'm gonna call this
I'm so drunk
It doesn't get better
Laugh
Look at that
man im drunk
Maybe I should be more manly
most of the time im not serious
Nathaniel not worthy
Not gonna complain
nothing wrong with slavery
OH man
oh my god
ok im fed up with you man
ouch
pretty tired drunk
shit fucking website
So many people hate me
sometime i do regret a little bit
sometimes i troll too much
sometimes i troll too much2
standup
Take a deep breath
That's how i feel
That's not nice
This is fucking stupid
This is how pissed off
This is ridiculous
Untitled
Went to montreal tried to cruise a girl
Whatever
Whatever2
why do people hate me
Ya i didnt really get a girl
yeahhayahh
you can troll but
you choose to live off govt
you should be working
You're cute nathaniel built good
Stan saying his name
whatttttt
paul boned
stan yeaaaahhh
ew yeahhh
make a shit
termword boner
lick my ass
ohhh
ready to pop
whattttt
Stan really
stan oooooo
Stan wow
bawls in pauls mouth
soooo horny
grampa excited
lets get ya off
oh yeaaaahhhhh stan
my hairy ass
cock in dads ass
make gramps cum
many times a day
moan and graon
gotta lick that ass
chow down on ur dik (scary)
playin with the asshole
that feels real gooddddd
make u cum betta than wife
you getting hard
full blow job
sprread cheecks and go to town
get ur tongue up my ass
ill hear you moan and groan
split ass apart
stan made you laugh
grampa will hang up
ass boy
dont want anybody to hear
sometimes you bleed
stan farts
stan dont get clean and racetracks
make him hurt
LICK IT LIIIICK IITTTT
Lick my ass buddy, lick it liiick it, lick my ass
LICK MY ASS BUDDY
lick my assssss
Yes2
Yes
Yes I am
Would you get naked (Actor)
Well I'll Watch You
Uhh
to me it was
Thursday
Thought well I'll just go and say hi
This next Thurs go to Jail (Actor)
This is, this, i have no intentions of having sex iwth her
This child, uh
They said I came out to meet some girl I guess
There was a child, uh
That's why i turned around the 1st time
that's what it says but i didn't
That's my briefcase
that's correct2
That's correct
That was not my intent
that is my story sir
That is correct
Sure (Actor)
stupidity because I didnt expect this to be like this
Some Girl I guess
On the computer she said hi and stuff
Of course (Actor)
nothin much how u doin
Not much she asked me to come over
No
no it's not your fault
no it's not your fault i'm not saying that
No i didn't plan on having sex
My bible
My attorney & I plea bargained (Actor)
Mhm
Just B.S. Talk
it's a plea
I'm Weak
I'm Stupid
I'm stupid I'm weak
I'm not sayin that
i'm familiar with 'em
I went to court Fri about it (actor)
I was just talkin'
I learned my lesson the first time
I know exacctly what youre sayin
I have no intention of this
I had no intentions of havin gsex with her
I guess
I got busted soliciting (Actor)
I forget what it is
I did something stupid (actor)
I came out to meet some girl I guess
HUH 1
Hm Question.
Hi how ya doin
Have sex (Actor)
for it for 11 months (Actor)
Fine
Eleven months
Destiny
Daytime Keeper
correct3
Correct2
Correct
Because I have faith in god
And then she called me
and that's it
and go on home
and be done with it
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