Maxi Pad
The largest Duke Nukem soundboard ever made!
Boards: 2 Tracks: 181
The largest Duke Nukem soundboard ever made, including new quotes from Duke Nukem Forever!
YYYYYEEEEEESSSSS?
Aah, I love the smell of sewers in the morning!
Aah, much better! 1
Aah, much better! 2
After a few days of R and R, I'll be ready for more action!
Ah, just in time!
All aboard the midtown express to hell!
Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn, I love this job!
Bingo, the motherload!
Bitchin'!
Blow it out your ass!
Born to be wild!
Buzz off!
Call me now, for your free whipping!
Clean-up on aisle 4!
Come get some!
Come on!
Confucius say, die!
Cool!
Damn. I hate Disco!
Damn. I'm lookin' good!
Damn. Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
Damn.
Damn it.
Damn! That's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
Damn, I'm good!
Damn, that was annoying.
Damn, you're ugly!
Death before Disco!
Die, bitch!
Die, you son-of-a-bitch!
Don't get your panties all in a bunch!
Don't worry girls, there's plenty of Duke to go around!
Eat shit and die!
Egh!
End of the line!
Ewww, something smells rotten around here!
Game over!
Geez.
Get back to work, you slacker!
Get that crap outta here!
Gonna rip 'em a new one!
Go ahead, make my day!
God bless America!
Groovy! 1
Groovy! 2
Hahaha, wasted!
Hahaha, what a mess!
Hail to the king, baby!
Half man, half animal, all dead!
Hey, bug-eyes!
Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
Hmm, looks like I have the con!
Hmm, my kinda party! Wish I had time...
Holy cow!
Holy shit!
I ain't afraid of no quake.
I always said if there's a way to go, it would have something to do with wo
I am the king of the world, baby!
I could do this all day!
I go where I please, and I please where I go.
I like big guns, and I can not lie!
I love the smell of burnt crap in the morning!
I oughta break a broomhandle off in your ass!
I see dead people.
I should've known those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub!
I think I'll climb aboard.
I think you need some down time!
I'd hate to kick my own ass, but it's gotta be done!
I'll rip your head off, and shit down your neck!
I'm an equal oppurtunity ass kicker!
I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
I'm gonna get medeival on your asses!
I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!
I'm not crying over this!
I'm not gonna fight you. I'm gonna kick your ass!
Incoming!
It hurts to be you.
It's a good day to die!
It's clobberin' time!
It's down to you and me, you freak!
It's my way or... Hell, it's my way!
It's skater stripping time!
It's time to abort your whole friggin' species!
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outta gum.
I've got Balls of Steel!
Last stop, total destruction!
Let God sort 'em out!
Let's go get a cold one. On me.
Let's go surfin' now, everybody's learnin' how! Come on and safari with me
Let's rock! 1
Let's rock! 2
Let's rock! 3
Life is like a box of ammo!
Life's a bitch, and then you die!
Looks like clean-up on aisle 4!
Looks like it's time for me to go postal!
Looks like we're about to reach our final destination!
Love! Exciting and new!
Makin' bacon!
My gun's bigger than yours!
My name's Duke Nukem!
No goin' back now!
No way I'm eating this shit!
Nobody jacks with our independence!
Nobody steals our chicks... And lives!
Now I'm gonna kick your ass!
Now I'm really pissed off!
Now you see me. Now you're dead!
Now, this is a force to be reckoned with!
Ooh, I needed that!
Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark!
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Ooh, your ass is grass, and I've got the weedwhacker!
Quit wastin' my time!
Ready for action!
Rest in pieces!
Rockin!
Say hello to my little friend!
See you in hell!
Sewer scum!
Shake it, baby!
Shit happens.
So many babes. So little time.
So much for the rat pack!
So, who wants to dance?
Sometimes I even amaze myself!
Son-of-a-bitch!
Squeal like a pig!
Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!
Stop eyeballin' me!
Suck it down!
Take that, you dirty rat!
Terminated!
The work environment sucks, but I bet the benefits are nice!
There's only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
This is KTIT, K-tit! Playin' the breast, err, the BEST tunes in town!
This really pisses me off!
Time for a reboot!
Time to fumigate!
We meet again, Dr. Jones!
What a pussy.
What? There's only one of you?
Whataya waitin' for? Christmas?
Where is it?
Whistling
Who wants some?
Yeah!
Yeah, piece of cake!
Yippy kai-ay, mother f---er!
You guys suck!
You invincible, headshot-scripted cheater!
You talkin' to me? 1
You talkin' to me? 2
You wanna dance?
You'd think they'd learn!
Your face, your ass, what's the difference?
You're an inspiration for birth control!
You're beatiful when you're dyin'!
You're gonna die for that!
You're pissin' me off!
(DNF) Do it, now!
(DNF) Here's lookin' at you, kid.
(DNF) Hell, I'd still hit it!
(DNF) Look at my ass!
(DNF) Right in the jewels!
(DNF) What about the game, Duke?
(DNF) What, did you think I was gone forever?
Hello?
I had a stroke!
No... 1
No... 2
Oh no! 1
Oh no! 2
Oh no! 3
Oh yes! 2
Oh yes! 1
Yes! 1
Yes? 1
Yes! 2
Yes? 2
Yes, Governor!
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