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Handsome Jack quotes and phrases from Borderlands The Pre-Sequel
Borderland's favorite villain
Various phrases of Handsome Jack from Borderlands
You're special
You're serious
You're really ugly
You're kidding me
You're kidding me (sincere)
You're doing pretty well
You're all cool
You you're awesome
You make me sad
You know who you remind me of
You know what I'm sick of your CRAP
You got zip this time
You can't be THAT dumb
You are the WORST
Yeeah
Yeah yeah yeah open
Yeah well kinda too late
Yeah totally
Yeah this is gonna be good
Yeah that's right
Yeah that figures
Yeah teamwork whooo
Yeah sure what's the worst that could happen
Yeah sure go for it
Yeah no problem
Yeah IDK I just work here
Yeaaaaah that happens
Wow that got dark
Wonderful (sarcastic)
Wonder what this does
Whoops
Whoa
What'll happen
Whatever
Whatever screw this
Whatcha got for me
What2
What
What was that again
WHAT no idiot
What is this place
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Well
Well this is irritating
Well that's new
Well THAT'S frustrating
Well kind of
Well hey there
Well done
We doing this or what
We doing this (question)
Wayo
Waste of my frickin time
Wait what's going on
Uuuuummmmm
Ummm what
Um I guess it's for the best
Uh let me think no
Uh huh2
Two points
Try to do something useful
This'll be fine surely
THIS WAS A NEW SHIRT
This sucks
This place sucks
This is weird
This is fun
This is awkward
This is all really weird to me
This guy just doesn't give up
The names Jack babe
That's what worries me
That's the worst
That's cool I'll wait
Thanks
Thanks uh babe
Tenticles
Take it down a peg
Surprising no one
Sure2
Sure
Sure whatever different strokes and all that
Such high hopes
Stop talking
Sorry
Sorry sorry sorry
SORRY no I'm not SORRY
So wise that one
So what goes on in this place
So that was it
So regretting this decision
so much potential
Sigh I just don't want to be here anymore
Shoot for the moon
Seriously
Seriously (sincere)
Seems like a mistake
References
Ready whenever you are
Reading's for nerds I'm so sorry books
Put a frickin sock in it
Please
Pathetic
Ouch
Open up
Ooww
Oops
Ooowww
Ooooh cool
OMG put a sock in it already
Okaaay
Ok you have my attention
Oh that was dumb
oh ok
oh ok i'm sorry wait what
Oh no
Oh no (sincere)
OH JEEZ
OF COURSE IT ISN'T
Obviously
Not very good
Nobody likes you
No that didn't happen
No thank you
No problem
No big deal
Nnnnnno
Nice
Nice make me sound cool
Nevermind you suck i take back
My hero
Morally good
Miss me
Marry me
Man really
Let's see
Let's not do that again
Let's get sexy ew
Leadership
JACK here
It's was nice
It's not that I'm mad
It's Jack
I'm sorry wait what
I'm so sick of you
I'm Jack
I'm great (reluctance)
I'm awesome
I won't regret this at all
I want YOU
I thought you were better
I like that
I kinda want to hear it
I hate this job
I hate everything
I got ya kiddo
I don't understand anything you just said
I don't like you anymore
I don't know
I believe in you
Huh
Huh that's wow yeah huh
How you doing
Holy crap I'm amaaazing at this
Hmm
hmm what do we got here
Hi
Hey
Hey what's up kid
Hey there kiddos
Hey sup
Hey how bout that
hello
Hello there
Hard work being this good
Half listening
hahahaha oh god what am i doing
HA
Ha he he what are you talking about
Ha haha haha
Ha Ha ALRIGHT
Ha frozen
Great3 (sarcastic)
Great2 (sarcastic)
Great this sounds just great
Great personality
Great fun convo
Great and thanks for this
Great (sarcastic)
God you're super stupid
God I hate this guy
Getting uncomfortable now
Follow your heart and stuff
evil laugh you're nuts
Escuse me
eh I don't know about that
DUDE2
Dude
Don't take it too hard
Don't do too well making me look bad
Do go on loud guy
Ding
Definitely not scared right now
Da hell are these things
Crappy band name
Crap2
Crap
CRAAAAAP
Cool
Coming through
Come on (coax)
Come down
Carving a path with violence
Bubye
Boosh
Believe in your dreams
BADABOOM
Bad feeling about this
Awesome
Awesome you
Are you sure
Anything worthy of my time
Anybody there
And Jack with the three
an effect on me how
Alright that was kinda funny
ahhsplode
ah huh
Ah cool thanks
Aaah shut it
Aaaand lost
Aaaaand
100 and 10 percent speech
You're too late bandit I win
You're pissing me off
You're kidding me
You're a plague bandit
You seriously thought you could hide from me Angel
You killed my little girl
You just need to kill what he loves rant
You just kind of showed up rant
You get the h AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER
You don't anymore
You didn't follow the rules bandit
You can't win this
You can't hurt me not now
You are such an ahole
You and me craphole
Yes baby what is it
Yeah take it b
Yeah (question)
WTH are you doing ANGEL
Women am I right
Within these four walls
Wish to shoot myself in the throat
WIPE HIM OUT BABY
Why isn't this working Angel
Whoa run that by me again
When you get to hell
What's taking so long
WHAT
WHAT DID I JUST SAY
What are you doing those are the bad guys
Welcome to the wildlife exploitation preserve rant
Welcome to Pandora Kiddos
We like to call them bandits
We appreciate your business
Way funnier
Wakey wakey you alien sob
Voice of a douchebag
Verbal littering
Useful later
Uh oh
Try that one again jackass
Triple bounty week
Tricking you guys this time way funnier
Too late I win
Time to tell you the secret
This world is gonna end
This one's for Angel jackhole
This is what happens when you don't listen
This is the end beautiful friend
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
These pretzels suck rant
The moral is you're a total b
The hard way
The greatest alien power
That's the sound of progress
That's impossible
That's cute
That's a start rant
That is why you don't screw with me
Thanks pumpkin
Thanks for the coin chump
Thanks for shopping from Captain Awesome
Thanks for saving me the trouble
Test subject speech
Tannis
Take this
Surprise at the end of the preserve
Sup2
Sup
Stop shooting yourself
Stop screwing with my stuff
Stop pretending to help the bad guys now
Son of a how the hell
Somewhere more dramatic
SOB
So unburdened
So QUIT IT
So much blood
Sleeping in your own filth
Shut up
Show me some fat loot
Shot one baby
Shields went down rant
She's not coming back Angel
Sellout rant
See ya
See ya around
Screw you
Say goodbye to your friend Angel
Sarcastic Violin2
Sarcastic Violin1
Sarcasm at it's finest
Sactuary's still safe rant
Run all you want bandit
Roland's training rant
Roland milkshakes
Right on time
Real cute
Pleasure palace
Play it
Opportunity Welcome - HJ Robot
Old balloon
Oh crap oh freak DANGIT
Oh beep beep beep beep
Not quite ready for you
NOOOOO
No where to hide sucka
NO REGRETS
No one calls me ugly
Nicely done Angel
Nice try little girl
Nice try idiot you're gonna die
Naming the pony
MY CONSTRUCTION SITE
My Angel was happy
Murdering bandit MURDERER
Mildly irritated me rant
MIIIIINE
Message to sanctuary
Menacing laugh
Meet the BNK3R
Me yes you no
Mandatory Hyperion
Made it to banditville rant
Love our parents but love me more
Lilith has quite the mouth on her
Lilith eridium
Let's hear it
Learn who's in charge
Language2
Language
Kill what he loves
Kill these savages
Kill an innocent girl
K bye
Just give it up kiddo
It's just sad
It's feeding time
It's cute that you think you're the heroes
Ironic rant
I'm such a rockstar
I'm sending everything EVERYTHING
I'm right here whatta you waiting for
I'm not dying yet
I'm invincible
I'm fine I'm the hero
I'm better than you
I'm better than you NOW DIE
I want those dead NOW
I want those bstrds dead NOW
I WANT THAT VAULT HUNTER DEEEAD
I want scalps people NOW
I sound atrocious
I need some backup here
I love you
I had to restrain Angel's power
I did it anyway
I can take it
I AM ALIVE
Hyperion Commercial
Huhh
HEY
Hey want a grenade
Hey Justin why the long face
Hey how ya feeling babe
Hey everybody I'm a jackass
Hey everybody how are ya Jack here
He's not coming back
Heavy breathing
Have fun out there bandit
Great
Good hunting bandits
Gonna make it fight through pain
GO TO HELL
Get your in the air
GET HIM
Flying city rant
Fly baby fly
FISTFULS OF HATE
FIRE
Feed em some lava baby
Fairwell bandito
Enjoy your nothing idiot
Endangering my baby girl
EAT IT
Easy Butt Stallion easy
Dying's for pussies
Duuude don't a d
Dropped on heads as embryos
DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
Don't you DARE speak about my daughter
Don't kill my baby girl
Don't keep me waiting
DO WANT
Do me a favor and die
Do it
Do it Lilith
Disemboweled
DIIIIIIIIIE
Dignity
Didn't kill herself huh
Did you make that in your basement
Denying me my vengence
Death monologue
Death blow
D I'm talking about D
Cute wittle wobot
Cute lady
Crap crap crap
CrAAP
Conspiracy theorists
Condescend
COME ON
Come on pumpkin SHOOT ME
Clearly you're illiterate
chow
Choking vs strangling
Child murderer
CHA ching
Can't hurt me anymore rant
Call me Jack idiot
Butt Stallion says hello
Butt Stallion says hello long
Bust my bunker
BUbye!
Blow your brains out myself
Big blue eyes
Being a god sounds like fun
Badlands rant
Back from the dead bandejos
ANGEL
Angel you can stop this
Angel you and I are going to have a serious talk
Angel what the h are you doing
Angel STH UP
Angel NOOO ANGEL
Angel I'm sorry I couldn't protect you
ANGEL I ORDER YOU TO DEFEND YOURSELF
Angel everything I've done was to protect YOU
And that's why you're gonna die here
Alright fun time's over kiddies
Almost spilled the secret
Advice on children
Adorable
Adios
Aching to murder
Accent too much
A little hint
Conspiracy theorists
Come on pumpkin SHOOT ME
Clearly you're illiterate
Butt Stallion says hello
Butt Stallion says hello long
Hey Justin why the long face
Hyperion Commercial
I did it anyway
I had to restrain Angel's power
I love you
I want scalps people NOW
I'm right here whatta you waiting for
I'm sending everything EVERYTHING
Ironic rant
It's cute that you think you're the heroes
It's feeding time
It's just sad
Just give it up kiddo
K bye
Kill what he loves
Language2
Love our parents but love me more
Mandatory Hyperion
Me yes you no
Message to sanctuary
Mildly irritated me rant
Naming the pony
Nice try idiot you're gonna die
No where to hide sucka
NOOOOO
Not quite ready for you
Real cute
Right on time
Roland milkshakes
Sarcasm at it's finest
Screw you
See ya around
See ya
Shut up
So QUIT IT
Stop screwing with my stuff
Sup
Sup2
Thanks for the coin chump
Thanks pumpkin
That is why you don't screw with me
That's cute
The moral is you're a total b
These pretzels suck rant
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
This is what happens when you don't listen
Tricking you guys this time way funnier
Uh oh
We appreciate your business
Welcome to Pandora Kiddos
WHAT DID I JUST SAY
WHAT
What's taking so long
Yeah (question)
You and me craphole
You can't win this
You don't anymore
You just kind of showed up rant
You just need to kill what he loves rant
You're pissing me off
Language2
Huhh
HEY
Hey how ya feeling babe
Great
Do it
Condescend
BUbye!
Adorable
You're serious
You're kidding me
You're kidding me (sincere)
Yeah totally
Yeah that's right
Yeah that figures
Yeah sure what's the worst that could happen
Yeah sure go for it
Yeah no problem
Wonder what this does
Whoa
What'll happen
Whatever
Whatcha got for me
What2
What
What was that again
What is this place
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Well
Well that's new
Well THAT'S frustrating
Well kind of
Well hey there
We doing this (question)
Wait what's going on
Uuuuummmmm
Ummm what
Um I guess it's for the best
Uh let me think no
Uh huh2
This'll be fine surely
This is weird
This is fun
This is awkward
The names Jack babe
That's cool I'll wait
Tenticles
Sure2
Sure
Sure whatever different strokes and all that
Sorry
Sorry sorry sorry
So what goes on in this place
So that was it
Seriously (sincere)
Ready whenever you are
Please
Ouch
Oops
Ooooh cool
Okaaay
oh ok
oh ok i'm sorry wait what
Oh no (sincere)
No thank you
No problem
No big deal
Nnnnnno
Let's see
JACK here
It's was nice
It's Jack
I'm sorry wait what
I'm Jack
I like that
I don't understand anything you just said
I don't know
Huh
Huh that's wow yeah huh
How you doing
Hmm
Hi
Hey
Hey what's up kid
Hey there kiddos
Hey sup
Hey how bout that
hello
Hello there
hahahaha oh god what am i doing
HA
Ha he he what are you talking about
Ha haha haha
Ha Ha ALRIGHT
Great3 (sarcastic)
Great2 (sarcastic)
Great (sarcastic)
Escuse me
eh I don't know about that
DUDE2
Ding
Cool
Coming through
Come on (cokes)
Come down
Awesome
Are you sure
Anybody there
And that would have an effect on me how
ah huh
Ah cool thanks
Aaaaand
Bubye
Hello
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