Fool! (Amish Paradise, Weird Al)
Educate Yourself (Lilo and Stitch)
Find whoever did this (Skyrim)
Humble short (Amish Paradise, Weird Al)
Humble (Amish Paradise, Weird Al)
Walk away if you're smart (Skyrim)
When Will You Learn?? (SammyClassicSonicFan)
Of course you don't (Nazeem, Skyrim)
You Frickin Fricks! (SammyClassicSonicFan)
I don't care to know you (Oblivion)
Never Be Quenched (SammyClassicSonicFan)
I Award You No Points (Billy Madison)
Would You Agree? (The Mandalorian)
Alrighty then loud (Ace Ventura)
Allow me to demonstrate (Bart Simpson)
WHOA (Crash Bandicoot)
War Were Declared (Futurama)
Those are rookie numbers (Wolf of Wallstreet)
That's Impossible (Luke Skywalker)
Blindly Obey (Futurama)
Random Chance (Captain Holt, Brooklyn 99)
You should feel bad (Zoidberg)
Good for you (Christian Bale)
Your music's bad (Zoidberg)
Not Scientifically Possible! (Invader Zim)
You got it, genius (Bender)
Would you kindly shut your noise hole? (Bender)
NOPE
What prize do I get, cash? (Bender)
Mexican Guy Cracking Up
Ironside Siren (Kill Bill)
What am I gonna do? (Bender)
Sexy Music
Wanna kill all humans? (Bender)
Sax (Kenny G- Careless Whisper)
This place has class (Bender)
Fool! (Amish Paradise)
This will teach them who's lovable (Bender)
Humble short (Amish Paradise)
Dirty bastard (Bender)
Terrible shame, that (Bender)
Humble (Amish Paradise)
Howdy Howdy Howdy (Toy Story)
So beautiful (Bender)
Hornpub Theme
I feel sorry for you (Bender)
Harry Potter Theme
Maybe if you can clean up first (Bender)
Lousy stinky ripoff (Bender)
I'm in a hurry (Bender)
Lies and slander (Bender)
Let's go get drunk (Bender)
I've had it up to here (Bender)
In your face (Bender)
I'm gonna go kill myself (Bender)
Here's an idea (Bender)
Hello, peasants (Bender)
Great, now you tell me (Bender)
Dream on skintube (Bender)
Compare your lives to mine (Bender)
Blackjack and hookers (Bender)
Bodies are for hookers (Bender)
Are you kidding? (Bender)
Mumbo Jumbo (Futurama)
I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe! (Futurama)
You can't even read! (Connor McGregor)
You son of a b!tch, I'm in (Morty)
Wubbalubbadubdub! (Rick Sanchez)
I am in great pain, please help me (Bird Person)
Wut.... WTF (JonTron)
Wiseguy (Bart Simpson)
And that's the waaaayyyyy the news goes (Rick Sanchez)
We're dumb (Futurama)
That PROVES it (Philip J Fry)
THAT'S RACIST!
I'm surrounded by idiots (Scar)
Stop it, get some help (Michael Jordan)
Scorched Earth (Tropic Thunder)
Oh YOUR God (Bender)
Run Away! (King Arthur, Monty Python)
Tim Laughing (Monty Python)
Rimshot (Badum Tss)
The Queen of Putrescence (Princess Bride)
Neat! (Bender)
Our peaceful ways (Bender)
Oh wait you're serious (Bender)
Oh, this is going to be easy (Obi Wan)
Possibly (Obi Wan)
Oh SHUT UP (King Arthur, Monty Python)
They would never understand, sad music (Katy Perry)
They would never understand, normal (Katy Perry)
Literally F*CK YOUR OWN FACE (Tropic Thunder)
Lick lick lick m'balls! (Rick Sanchez)
Liar! Liar! (Miracle Max's Wife, Princess Bride)
Jesus Christ! (King Arthur, Monty Python)
In Yo Face! (Dave Chappelle)
I warned you! (Tim, Monty Python)
Gotcha Bitch! (Dave Chappelle)
Good Job! (Obi Wan)
You're godd@mn right (Walter White)
Get Your Sh!t Together (Morty)
F*ck Face (Tropic Thunder)
Fry Crying
Eat My Shorts (Bart Simpson)
Dumbass (Mom)
I don't want to live on this planet anymore (Professor Farnsworth)
Dodge Duck Dip Dive and... Dodge
You Gotta Deal With It! (Korra)
Cowabunga Mofo (Bart Simpson but Southpark)
Cowabunga Dude! (Bart Simpson)
Child Abuse (Homer Simpson)
Cartman Laugh
I can't watch anymore (Obi Wan)
Boo! Boo! BOOOOOOO! (Princess Bride)
Bite my shiny metal ass (Bender)
Bender Screaming
Well, we're boned (Bender)
Thank you and goodnight (Bender)
Look at me! (Bender)
Behold! (Martin Prince)
Ay Caramba! (Bart Simpson)
Imma Let You Finish
I do not think that word means what you think it means (Inigo Montoya)
Fingerbang
Ironic (Sidious)
Your Mother (Sidious)
Young fool (Sidious)
Sandpeople (Sidious)
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
NO, NO, NO YOU WILL DIE (Sidious)
DO IT (Sidious)
Aw das hot (Will Smith)
Oh das hawt (Will Smith)
Are you mad? (Austin Powers)
Aint my bag (Austin Powers)
Groovy baby (Austin Powers)
Horny (Austin Powers)
Very Shagadelic (Austin Powers)
YEAH baby YEAH (Austin Powers)
Just as Count Dooku Predicted (Grievous)
What's the situation? (Grievous)
Pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural (Sidious)
Show no mercy (Sidious)
Do what must be done (Sidious)
Treason (Sidious)
I am the Senate
This is where the fun begins (Anakin)
LIAR! (Anakin)
Bad Feeling (Obi Wan)
This is going to be Easy (Obi Wan)
Hello There (Obi Wan)
Oh, I don't think so (Obi Wan)
I can definitely smell Shite
I think I can smell Shite
Everything He Just Said is Bullshit (Joe Pesci, My Cousin Vinny)
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Bullshit detector
The Ability to Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent
A dirty woman
It's amazin'
aMAZEin
Amazin
WOW!
Alllllllllrighty then
Chlorophyll
I Award You No Points
Your donuts make me go nuts (Michael Scott)
Who wants to party? (Michael Scott)
On Whom's Authority? (Michael Scott)
Not to be truffled with (Michael Scott)
Let's Get Ethical (The Office)
Kids in Africa (Michael Scott)
Crossed the Line (Michael Scott)
NO GOD PLEASE NO NOOOOOO
He's Petarded Song
ARE you reTARD-ED?
Aint Nothin You can Do about it
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
That's just your OPINION, man
BITCH are you fo REAL?
JJJ HAHA You serious?
Lego Yoda Death
Oof
Ladies and Gentlemen, We Got Him
How Dare You!
Why da Fuq You Lyin?
Why you Always Lyin?
OMG Stop fkin Lyin!
Stop Lyin' Full
exposed
look at dis graph
dont be rude
quiet, quiet
you are fake news
your organization is terrible
youre a failure
that was a lie shorter
lie detector test says
theyre all idiots
galifianakis laughing
how many times old man
You Hippo crit
educate yourself
a wizard did it
if youre happy its a sin
spongebob scream
Curb Your Enthusiasm
thank you VERY much
educate yourself
tyvm
Curb Your Enthusiasm
You hippo-crit
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