Lies and slander (Bender)
Let's go get drunk (Bender)
I've had it up to here (Bender)
In your face (Bender)
I'm gonna go kill myself (Bender)
Here's an idea (Bender)
Hello, peasants (Bender)
Great, now you tell me (Bender)
Dream on skintube (Bender)
Compare your lives to mine (Bender)
Blackjack and hookers (Bender)
Bodies are for hookers (Bender)
Are you kidding? (Bender)
Mumbo Jumbo (Futurama)
I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe! (Futurama)
You can't even read! (Connor McGregor)
You son of a b!tch, I'm in (Morty)
Wubbalubbadubdub! (Rick Sanchez)
I am in great pain, please help me (Bird Person)
Wut.... WTF (JonTron)
Wiseguy (Bart Simpson)
And that's the waaaayyyyy the news goes (Rick Sanchez)
We're dumb (Futurama)
That PROVES it (Philip J Fry)
THAT'S RACIST!
I'm surrounded by idiots (Scar)
Stop it, get some help (Michael Jordan)
Scorched Earth (Tropic Thunder)
Oh YOUR God (Bender)
Run Away! (King Arthur, Monty Python)
Tim Laughing (Monty Python)
Rimshot (Badum Tss)
The Queen of Putrescence (Princess Bride)
Neat! (Bender)
Our peaceful ways (Bender)
Oh wait you're serious (Bender)
Oh, this is going to be easy (Obi Wan)
Possibly (Obi Wan)
Oh SHUT UP (King Arthur, Monty Python)
They would never understand, sad music (Katy Perry)
They would never understand, normal (Katy Perry)
Literally F*CK YOUR OWN FACE (Tropic Thunder)
Lick lick lick m'balls! (Rick Sanchez)
Liar! Liar! (Miracle Max's Wife, Princess Bride)
Jesus Christ! (King Arthur, Monty Python)
In Yo Face! (Dave Chappelle)
I warned you! (Tim, Monty Python)
Gotcha Bitch! (Dave Chappelle)
Good Job! (Obi Wan)
You're godd@mn right (Walter White)
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